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   I never saw a discontented treeThey grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we doThey go wandering forth in all directions with every wind, going and coming like ourselves, traveling with us around the s
 ~quote about Arbor Day by John Muir
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   Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
 ~quotes on Humility by Frank Leahy, Look, 10 January 1955

   There is more than a morsel of truth in the saying, He who hates vice hates mankind.
 ~sayings on Vices by W. MacNeile Dixon

   There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women.
 ~quotations on Women by Alfred Capus

   If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 ~funny simpson quotes by Author Unknown

   A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
 ~saying about simpson by Robert Frost
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   Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
 ~quote about Happiness by Albert Schweitzer

   A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.
 ~quotes on Beauty by Walt Whitman

   Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
 ~sayings on Men by Golda Meir

   Every burned book enlightens the world.
 ~quotations on Censorship by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If we are ever in doubt about what to do, it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done.
 ~funny simpson quotes by John Lubbock

   Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
 ~saying about simpson by Buddha

   One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention to things like the amount of melanin in our skin or the shape of our eyes or our gender instead of the unique identities of each of us as complex human beings
 ~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Franklin Thomas

   The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it?
 ~quotes on Missing You by Nicholas Rowe

   I willingly confess to so great a partiality for trees as tempts me to respect a man in exact proportion to his respect for them.
 ~sayings on Trees by James Russell Lowell

   Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men
 ~quotations on Women's Greetings by Joseph Conrad

   Man was predestined to have free will.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Hal Lee Luyah

   Take away love and our earth is a tomb
 ~saying about simpson by Robert Browning

   Oh! say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave,O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
 ~quote about Flag Day by Francis Scott Key, The Star-Spangled Banner

   The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
 ~quotes on Skiing by Tim Cahill

   Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.
 ~sayings on Memory by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   I always turn to the sports section first. The sports section records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.
 ~quotations on Media Journalism by Earl Warren, quoted in Sports Illustrated, 22 July 1968

   [H]istory assures us that civilizations decay quite leisurely.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History

   The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.
 ~saying about simpson by Thomas Carlyle

   To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
 ~quote about Dogs by Milan Kundera

   A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
 ~quotes on Humorous by Author Unknown

   Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
 ~sayings on Politics by Ernest Benn

   And how should a beautiful, ignorant stream of water know it heads for an early release - out across the desert, running toward the Gulf, below sea level, to murmur its lullaby, and see the Imperial Valley rise out of burning sand with cotton blossoms, wheat, watermelons, roses, how should it know?
 ~quotations on Nature by Carl Sandburg, Good Morning America, 1928

   The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Jean Baptist Colbert, attributed

   There's no thief like a bad movie.
 ~saying about simpson by Sam Ewing

   One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.
 ~quote about Leadership by Dennis A. Peer

   Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.
 ~quotes on Writing by William Wordsworth

   No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
 ~sayings on College by J. Robert Oppenheimer

   I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
 ~quotations on Conformity by Wilson Mizner

   Truth is not determined by majority vote
 ~funny simpson quotes by Doug Gwyn

   Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
 ~saying about simpson by P.J. O'Rourke

   Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance.
 ~quote about Fear by Arnold Glasow

   Few great men could pass Personnel.
 ~quotes on Society by Paul Goodman, Growing Up Absurd: Problems of Youth in the Organized Society, 1956
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