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   Whatever you condemn, you have done yourself.
 ~quote about Hypocrisy by Georg Groddeck, The Book of the It, 1950

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   Idleness is the beginning of all vices.
 ~quotes on Idleness by Proverb

   Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.
 ~sayings on Anger by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   History is merely gossip.
 ~quotations on History by Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

   Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Dale Carnegie

   All generalizations are bad.
 ~saying about simpson by R.H. Grenier

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   Society comprises two classes: those who have more food than appetite, and those who have more appetite than food.
 ~quote about Poverty by Sébastien-Roch Nicholas de Chamfort, Maximes

   Happiness is easy – dwell on things that make you glad; expel all thoughts that make you sad.
 ~quotes on Happiness by

   Common-sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
 ~sayings on Wisdom by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   Time! the corrector when our judgments err.
 ~quotations on Time by Lord Byron

   I was thinking of my patients, and how the worst moment for them was when they discovered they were masters of their own fate. It was not a matter of bad or good luck. When they could no longer blame fate, they were in despair.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Anaïs Nin

   Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains
 ~saying about simpson by Kahlil Gibran

   We fail more often by timidity than by over-daring.
 ~quote about Risk by David Grayson

   Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.
 ~quotes on Community by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character
 ~sayings on Weddings by Peter Devries

   I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not
 ~quotations on Death by Robert G. Ingersoll

   The only gift is a portion of thyself.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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   A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
 ~quote about Kisses by Rupert Brooke

   Every man is the builder of a Temple called his body, nor can he get off by hammering marble instead.
 ~quotes on Chakras by Henry David Thoreau

   My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
 ~sayings on Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown

   If vanity does not overthrow all our virtues, at least she makes them totter.
 ~quotations on Vanity by François de la Rochefoucauld

   This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

   As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
 ~saying about simpson by John Fitzgerald Kennedy

   Mathematics - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.
 ~quote about Math by Isaac Barrow

   California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America.
 ~quotes on Places by Hinton R. Helper

   Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
 ~sayings on Golf by Ted Ray, Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972

   Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
 ~quotations on Marriage by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

   Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life
 ~funny simpson quotes by Author Unknown

   What matters is not the idea a man holds, but the depth at which he holds it.
 ~saying about simpson by Ezra Pound

   Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.
 ~quote about Happiness by Alice Walker

   Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught
 ~quotes on Graduation by Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890

   Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased.
 ~sayings on Labor by Adam Smith

   All mothers are working mothers.
 ~quotations on Mothers by Author Unknown

   Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Harvard Lamphoon, Doon (paraphrase)

   Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
 ~saying about simpson by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678

   For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?
 ~quote about Patriotic by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   In a state-run society the government promises you security. But it's a false promise predicated on the idea that the opposite of security is risk. Nothing could be further from the truth. The opposite of security is insecurity, and the only way to overcome insecurity is to take risks. The gentle government that promises to hold your hand as you cross the street refuses to let go on the other side.
 ~quotes on Government by Theodore Forstmann

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