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   God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.
 ~quote about Gifts by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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   Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
 ~quotes on Golf by Jimmy DeMaret

   Treaties are like roses and young girls - they last while they last.
 ~sayings on Government by Charles de Gaulle

   The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.
 ~quotations on Education by Robert Maynard Hutchins

   Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Tony Kornheiser

   He [Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci] talked about Father Junipero Serra's qualifications for sainthood: they say he cured a nun's lupus. A miracle. Now I'm not a doctor, but I know lupus goes into remission. It's not always fatal. Have Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder play ping-pong together. That's a miracle.
 ~saying about simpsons by Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle, 2 February 1989
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   The husband should be blind at times; the wife deaf; both dumb, most of the time.
 ~quote about Family by

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give
 ~quotes on Thinking of You by George MacDonald

   If a man is not rising upwards to be an angel, depend upon it, he is sinking downwards to be a devil.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right.
 ~quotations on Home by Maya Angelou

   Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Judith Martin

   It's a question of discipline, the little prince told me later on. When you've finished washing and dressing each morning, you must tend your planet.
 ~saying about simpsons by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard

   The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.
 ~quote about Happiness by William Saroyan

   The most precious jewels are not made of stone, but of flesh.
 ~quotes on Jewelry by Robert Ludlum

   Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
 ~sayings on Perseverance by Josh Billings

   You are worried about seeing him spend his early years in doing nothing. What! Is it nothing to be happy? Nothing to skip, play, and run around all day long? Never in his life will he be so busy again.
 ~quotations on Children by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Emile, 1762

   A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942

   Who rises from prayer a better man, his prayer is answered.
 ~saying about simpsons by George Meredith

   Aspire to a lower level of harm.
 ~quote about Wise Words by Anonymous

   A daughter is a mother's gender partner, her closest ally in the family confederacy, an extension of her self. And mothers are their daughters' role model, their biological and emotional road map, the arbiter of all their relationships.
 ~quotes on Mothers by Victoria Secunda

   Poor and content is rich, and rich enough.
 ~sayings on Poverty by William Shakespeare

   In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country, don't breathe the air.
 ~quotations on Environment by Changing Times magazine

   A poet must leave traces of his passage, not proof.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Rene Char

   In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scornedWhen his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot
 ~saying about simpsons by Mark Twain, Notebook, 1935

   You can crush a man with journalism.
 ~quote about Media Journalism by William Randolph Hearst

   War should be made a crime, and those who instigate it should be punished as criminals.
 ~quotes on War by Charles Evans Hughes

   Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
 ~sayings on Government by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1847

   It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
 ~quotations on Civil Disobedience by Voltaire

   When ideas float in our mind without any reflection or regard of the understanding, it is that which the French call revery, our language has scarce a name for it.
 ~funny simpsons quote by John Locke

   Rather let the crime of the guilty go unpunished than condemn the innocent.
 ~saying about simpsons by Justinian I, Law Code, A.D. 535

   Spend the afternoonYou can't take it with you
 ~quote about Party Invitations by Annie Dillard

   There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
 ~quotes on Genius by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, On Tranquillity of the Mind, Moral Essays

   When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day.
 ~sayings on Insects by Congo Proverb

   The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Little Foxes, 1865

   When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Natalie Clifford Barney

   A leader is a dealer in hope.
 ~saying about simpsons by Napoleon Bonaparte, attributed

   If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
 ~quote about Light by Jean Asper McIntosh

   There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
 ~quotes on Humor by Thomas W. Higginson
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