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   [History] is fallible as every man is fallible. But it is likewise trustworthy, as a man is trustworthy who has looked into himself and come to know how blended are dust and fire in the innermost recesses of the human heart.
 ~quote about History by Arthur Bestor

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   Music is an outburst of the soul.
 ~quotes on Music by Frederick Delius

   To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you. To be in fashion could be a disaster on 90 percent of women. You are not a page out of Vogue.
 ~sayings on Clothing by Author Unknown

   This time like all times is a very good one if we but know what to do with it
 ~quotations on Motivation by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one's understanding without guidance from another. This immaturity is self-imposed when its cause lies not in the lack of understanding, but in the lack of resolve and courage to use it without guidance from another. Have courage to use your own understanding
 ~funny simpsons quote by Immanuel Kant

   And this activity alone would seem to be loved for its own sake; for nothing arises from it apart from the contemplating, while from practical activities we gain more or less apart from the action. And happiness is thought to depend on leisure; for we are busy that we may have leisure, and make war that we may live in peace.
 ~saying about simpsons by Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Book X: Pleasure and Happiness, translated by W.D. Ross

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   Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
 ~quote about Food by Fred Allen

   To insult someone we call him bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, human might be the greater insult.
 ~quotes on Animals by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

   God made the country, and man made the town.
 ~sayings on Cities by William Cowper, The Task, 1785

   Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense -- adapting one-self to circumstances -- and a sense of humor
 ~quotations on Common sense by Beatrice Lillie

   The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Margo Kaufman

   Sometimes, in a summer morning, having taken my accustomed bath, I sat in my sunny doorway from sunrise till noon, rapt in reverie.
 ~saying about simpsons by Henry David Thoreau

   I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
 ~quote about Marriage by Marie Corelli

   I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but that doesn't work.
 ~quotes on Television by Author Unknown

   Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
 ~sayings on Growth by Dale Carnegie

   If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
 ~quotations on Civil Disobedience by Bishop Desmond Tutu

   By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Author Unknown

   The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never found solitary in any breast.
 ~saying about simpsons by Buddha

   You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what's burning inside you. And we edit to let the fire show through the smoke.
 ~quote about Writing by Arthur Polotnik

   He conquers who endures.
 ~quotes on Perseverance by Persius

   Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
 ~sayings on Teenagers by Bob Phillips

   Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death
 ~quotations on Movie by Auntie Mame

   There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

   Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
 ~saying about simpsons by Elbert Hubbard

   The dream follows the interpretation
 ~quote about Dreams by The Talmud

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~quotes on Grandparents Day by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   Never raise your hand to your kidsIt leaves your groin unprotected
 ~sayings on Mothers Day by Red Buttons

   Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Alice Walker

   The enthusiastic, to those who are not, are always something of a trial.
 ~funny simpsons quote by Alban Goodier

   So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some.
 ~saying about simpsons by Booth Tarkington

   Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there
 ~quote about Unity by Virginia Burden, The Process of Intuition

   I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel
 ~quotes on Sports Soccer by Stuart Pearce

   They can because they think they can.

 ~sayings on Success by Virgil

   Every uniform corrupts one's character.
 ~quotations on Clothing by Max Frisch

   Far more seemly were it for thee to have thy study full of books, than thy purse full of money.
 ~funny simpsons quote by John Lyly

   I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.
 ~saying about simpsons by Dwight Eisenhower

   Failure seems to be regarded as the one unpardonable crime, success as the all-redeeming virtue, the acquisition of wealth as the single worthy aim of life. The hair-raising revelations of skullduggery and grand-scale thievery merely incite others to surpass by yet bolder outrages and more corrupt combinations.
 ~quote about Society by Charles Francis Adams

   Practise doesn't make perfect, not is it supposed to. Practise is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes.
 ~quotes on Attitude by

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