One advantage of marriage It seems to me Is that when you fall out of love with him Or he falls out of love with you It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again
~quote about Love by Judith Viorst
A thing, until it is everything, is noise, and once it is everything it is silence.
~quotes on Philosophical by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
~sayings on Dental by Mark Twain
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
~quotations on Wisdom by David Star Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair
Learning is directly proportional to the amount of fun you are having
~funny south park quotes by Rob Pike
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
~saying about south park by George Carlin
American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity.
~quote about Sports by Gordie Howe, 1975
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
~quotes on Humorous by Author Unknown
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
~sayings on Nature by Ralph Waldo Emerson
People don't like the true and simple; they like fairy tales and humbug.
~quotations on Civilization by Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 2 March 1861
You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.
~funny south park quotes by Polish Proverb
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.
~saying about south park by Fyodor Dostoevsky
It is the around-the-corner brand of hope that prompts people to action, while the distant hope acts as an opiate.
~quote about Hope by Eric Hoffer
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
~quotes on Money by Author Unknown
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
~sayings on Grandparents by Margaret Mead
Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy are those who already possess it.
~quotations on Happiness by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculousThen I was sixty-five I still had pimples
~funny south park quotes by George Burns
The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature - nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
~saying about south park by Loudon Wainwright
Men! The only animal in the world to fear.
~quote about Humankind by D.H. Lawrence
I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.
~quotes on Solitude by Henry David Thoreau
There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers
~sayings on Labor Day by H.M. Tomlinson
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it’s never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.
~quotations on Relationship by
My advice to the women's clubs of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.
~funny south park quotes by James McNeill Whistler
People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results.
~saying about south park by Albert Einstein
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
~quote about Christmas by Katharine Whitehorn
Property is organized robbery.
~quotes on Property by George Bernard Shaw
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
~sayings on Money by Mark Twain
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
~quotations on Fishing by Paul Schullery
An apology is a good way to have the last word.
~funny south park quotes by Author Unknown
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
~saying about south park by Anthony J. D'Angelo
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
~quote about Poverty by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
~quotes on Humorous by Author Unknown
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.
~sayings on Mothers by Lisa Alther
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
~quotations on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
~funny south park quotes by Jennifer Yane
Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.
~saying about south park by David Cort
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
~quote about Adversity by Harry Golden
The lakes are something which you are unprepared for; they lie up so high, exposed to the light, and the forest is diminished to a fine fringe on their edges, with here and there a blue mountain, like amethyst jewels set around some jewel of the first water, - so anterior, so superior, to all the changes that are to take place on their shores, even now civil and refined, and fair as they can ever be.
~quotes on Water by Henry David Thoreau
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