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   No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself.
 ~quote about Feminism by Rabbi Sofer
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   Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
 ~quotes on Mistakes by Phyllis Theroux, Night Lights

   A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
 ~sayings on Birthdays by Robert Frost

   I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
 ~quotations on Libraries by Jorge Luis Borges

   As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.
 ~funny stupid quote by Buddy Hackett

   My daddy's face is a study. Winter moves into it and presides there. His eyes become a cliff of snow threatening to avalanche, his eyebrows bend like black limbs of leafless trees. His skin takes on the pale cheerless yellow of winter sun; for a jaw he has the edges of a snowbound field dotted with stubble; his high forehead is the frozen sweep of the Erie.
 ~saying about stupid by Toni Morrison
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   Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
 ~quote about Dogs by Roger Caras

   A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
 ~quotes on Faces by Oscar Wilde

   We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.
 ~sayings on Sisters by Rose Macaulay

   It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
 ~quotations on Games by Henry Louis Mencken

   Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
 ~funny stupid quote by William Hazlitt

   Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth.
 ~saying about stupid by Samuel Johnson

   The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life
 ~quote about Friends by Edward Everett Hale

   Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
 ~quotes on Horses by W.C. Fields

   Science is the record of dead religions.
 ~sayings on Science by The Oscariana of Oscar Fingall O'Flaherty Will Wilde [1856-1900] for George Bernard Shaw

   Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.
 ~quotations on Hypocrisy by Rebecca West, The Strange Necessity, 1928

   For friends... do but look upon good Books: they are true friends, that will neither flatter nor dissemble.
 ~funny stupid quote by Francis Bacon

   Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
 ~saying about stupid by Mother Teresa

   Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay.
 ~quote about Vegetarianism by George Bernard Shaw

   I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
 ~quotes on Gambling by Joe E. Lewis

   Men have need of history because, without it, the past threatens to overwhelm them.
 ~sayings on History by Guy Fregault, La guerre de la conquête

   Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
 ~quotations on Education by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun.
 ~funny stupid quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   We saw the lightning and that was the guns and then we heard the thunder and that was the big guns; and then we heard the rain falling and that was the blood falling; and when we came to get in the crops, it was dead men that we reaped.
 ~saying about stupid by Harriet Tubman

   Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
 ~quote about Feminism by Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals

   Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Molly Ivins

   Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.
 ~sayings on Poetry by Carl Sandburg

   I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.
 ~quotations on Horses by Mark Twain

   Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings.
 ~funny stupid quote by Alfred North Whitehead

   What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.
 ~saying about stupid by Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871

   Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
 ~quote about Patriotism by George Jean Nathan

   Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself.
 ~quotes on Human Rights by Robert Ingersoll

   I'll tell you how the sun rose a ribbon at a time.
 ~sayings on Light by Emily Dickinson

   Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves.
 ~quotations on Creativity by Friedrich Nietzsche

   To be overcome by the fragrance of flowers is a delectable form of defeat.
 ~funny stupid quote by Beverly Nichols

   Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.
 ~saying about stupid by Ernest Hemingway, Men at War, 1942

   Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
 ~quote about Humility by Malcolm S. Forbes

   The test of real literature is that it will bear repetition. We read over the same pages again and again, and always with fresh delight.
 ~quotes on Literature by Samual McChord Crothers
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