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   The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness.
 ~quote about Jewelry by Kahlil Gibran
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   I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway you're on the same wavelength as the referees.
 ~quotes on Sports by Jonathan Davies, 1995

   I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the "history" I was told in second gradeBut considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose
 ~sayings on Thanksgiving Day by Ellen Orleans

   While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate.
 ~quotations on Helping by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Martin H. Fischer

   Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
 ~saying about t shirt by Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956
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   Poker is... a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.
 ~quote about Poker by David A Daniel

   An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? No, said the priest, not if you did not know. Then why, asked the Inuit earnestly, did you tell me?
 ~quotes on Religion by Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

   There is often less danger in the things we fear than in the things we desire.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by John C. Collins

   It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again...who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat
 ~quotations on Cool by Theodore Roosevelt

   Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Gerald Barzan

   If you want to look like the people next door, you're probably smothering yourself and your dreams.
 ~saying about t shirt by Clive Barker

   Poetry is ordinary language raised to the nth power. Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions, all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.
 ~quote about Poetry by Paul Engle, New York Times, 17 February 1957

   Inspiration seldom generates action, actions always create inspiration, do something – anything.
 ~quotes on Self Discipline by

   A fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them.
 ~sayings on Kindness by Variation of a saying by Albert Einstein

   This, then, is the state of the union: free and restless, growing and full of hopeSo it was in the beginningSo it shall always be, while God is willing, and we are strong enough to keep the faith
 ~quotations on Independence Day by Lyndon B. Johnson

   No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Frederick Douglass, speech, Civil Rights Mass Meeting, Washington, D.C., 1883

   If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role
 ~saying about t shirt by Boy George

   It is the true office of history to represent the events themselves, together with the counsels, and to leave the observations and conclusions thereupon to the liberty and faculty of every man's judgment.
 ~quote about History by Francis Bacon, Advancement of Learning

   A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
 ~quotes on Dieting by Author Unknown

   A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain
 ~sayings on Business by Robert A. Heinlein

   We can never do a kindness too soon because we never know how soon it will be too late.
 ~quotations on Attitude by

   Another novelty is the tea-party, an extraordinary meal in that, being offered to persons that have already dined well, it supposes neither appetite nor thirst, and has no object but distraction, no basis but delicate enjoyment.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste

   ...existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon. In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul - kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman.
 ~saying about t shirt by Alexander Berkman, What Is Communist Anarchism?

   Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots
 ~quote about Valentine's Day by Hoosier Farmer

   How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
 ~quotes on Relationships by From the movie Annie

   People who do not understand themselves have a craving for understanding.
 ~sayings on Psychology by Wilhelm Stekel

   Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom
 ~quotations on Freedom by William Wallace

   I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Ron Kittle, 1987

   One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds.
 ~saying about t shirt by John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

   Some may think that life is laughing at us! Well we'll see who will have the last laugh!
 ~quote about Living by Siro

   Don't worry about people stealing your ideasIf your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats
 ~quotes on New Job Congrats by Howard Aiken

   'Will' is what creates the energy and courage to create. 'Want,' by itself, just isn't enough.
 ~sayings on Success by Nisandeh Neta

   May you get what you wish for
 ~quotations on Adversity by Old Chinese Curse

   Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by From a Winston advertisement

   My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
 ~saying about t shirt by Bob Hope

   It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
 ~quote about Marriage by Robert Frost

   In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.
 ~quotes on Dogs by Maurice Maeterlinck
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