The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
~quote about Religion by John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, 20 June 1815
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~quotes on Hypocrisy by Hannah Arendt, On Revolution, 1963 If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
~sayings on Cinema by Jack Nicholson Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves.
~quotations on Simplicity by Edwin Way Teale When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~funny t shirt saying by Author Unknown Mathematics may be defined as the economy of counting. There is no problem in the whole of mathematics which cannot be solved by direct counting.
~saying about t shirt by Ernst Mach
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~quote about Religion by George Carlin, on Saturday Night Live A weed is but an unloved flower.
~quotes on Weeds by Ella Wheeler Wilcox Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
~sayings on Women by Marianne Williamson, A Woman's Worth Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
~quotations on Humorous by Aldous Huxley The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
~funny t shirt saying by Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927 How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
~saying about t shirt by Paul Sweeney In a dream you are never eighty.
~quote about Age by Anne Sexton One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
~quotes on Thank You. by Malayan Proverb May you live all the days of your life.
~sayings on Blessings by Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold
~quotations on Anniversaries by Zelda Fitzgerald It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
~funny t shirt saying by James Thurber Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time
~saying about t shirt by Laura Ingalls Wilder All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
~quote about Virtue by Theodore M. Hesburgh [History is] petrified imagination.
~quotes on History by Arthur Baer The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
~sayings on Gratitude by Henry Ward Beecher The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
~quotations on Men by Madame de Staël All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
~funny t shirt saying by Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929 April fool, nThe March fool with another month added to his folly
~saying about t shirt by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.
~quote about Travel by Ray Bradbury There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~quotes on Pregnancy by Irena Chalmers A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one
~sayings on For a Friend by Author Unknown The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes.
~quotations on Justice by Lady Marguerite Blessington Love is what you've been through with somebody.
~funny t shirt saying by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960 If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it
~saying about t shirt by Mary Engelbreit Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its nature. Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies.
~quote about Health by Leo Tolstoy Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has.
~quotes on Jealousy by Elizabeth O'Connor Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.
~sayings on Miscellaneous by George Santayana, The Sense of Beauty, 1896 We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.
~quotations on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll Life moves pretty fastIf you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it
~funny t shirt saying by From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
~saying about t shirt by Peter McArthur It takes a while to grasp that not all failures are self-imposed, the result of ignorance, carelessness or inexperience. It takes a while to grasp that a garden isn't a testing ground for character and to stop asking, what did I do wrong? Maybe nothing.
~quote about Gardens by Eleanor Perényi, Green Thoughts, 1981 No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
~quotes on Attitude by Abraham Lincoln
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