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   This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
 ~quote about Funny Saying by Frank Sullivan

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   We must not be forced to explore the universe in search of a new home because we have made the Earth inhospitable, even uninhabitable. For if we do not solve the environmental and related social problems that beset us on Earth - pollution, toxic contamination, resource depletion, prejudice, poverty, hunger - those problems will surely accompany us to other worlds.
 ~quotes on Environment by Donald G. Kaufman and Cecilia M. Franz, Biosphere 2000: Protecting Our Global Environment, 1996

   If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
 ~sayings on Golf by Lee Trevino

   Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them.
 ~quotations on Parenting by Author Unknown

   Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
 ~funny teacher quote by Jeff Daly

   Hatred is one long wait.
 ~saying about teacher by René Maran

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   Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
 ~quote about Night by J.K. Rowling, The Egg and The Eye, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the characte

   A handful of pine-seed will cover mountains with the green majesty of a forestI too will set my face to the wind and throw my handful of seed on high
 ~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Fiona MacLeod

   The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
 ~sayings on Age by Doris Lessing

   There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
 ~quotations on Famous Saying by Ken Olson

   There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.
 ~funny teacher quote by Author Unknown

   It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
 ~saying about teacher by Helen Rowland

   If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
 ~quote about Health by Leon Eldred

   Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
 ~quotes on Goodbye by Tryon Edwards

   The best things in life are nearest: Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right just before youThen do not grasp at the stars, but do life's plain, common work as it comes, certain that daily
 ~sayings on Sweetest Day by Robert Louis Stevenson

   Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, It’s about dancing in the rain.
 ~quotations on Happiness by Nidokidos

   The expenses of government, having for their object the interest of all, should be borne by everyone, and the more a man enjoys the advantages of society, the more he ought to hold himself honored in contributing to those expenses.
 ~funny teacher quote by Anne Robert Jacques Turgot

   No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
 ~saying about teacher by Terry Pratchett

   The only things needed for practicing yoga are a yoga mat, relaxing background music, comfortable exercise clothing, and bones made of rubber.
 ~quote about Yoga by The Quote Garden

   Watch your thoughts; they become words.Watch your words; they become actions.Watch your actions; they become habits.Watch your habits; they become character.Watch your character; it becomes your destiny
 ~quotes on Motivation by Frank Outlaw

   Let the credulous and the vulgar continue to believe that all mental woes can be cured by a daily application of old Greek myths to their private parts.
 ~sayings on Psychology by Vladimir Nabokov, 1951

   Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
 ~quotations on Computers by Robert A. Heinlein

   I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
 ~funny teacher quote by Max Kauffman

   Yard by yard, all tasks are hard; inch by inch, they’re all cinch.
 ~saying about teacher by

   I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.
 ~quote about Success by George Bernard Shaw, 28 August 1896

   First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
 ~quotes on Self Confidence by Mahatma Gandhi

   Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
 ~sayings on Living by Ayn Rand

   As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human things are.
 ~quotations on Equality Difference by Joseph Farrell

   Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.
 ~funny teacher quote by Frank A. Clark

   Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it
 ~saying about teacher by Gene Perret

   Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
 ~quote about Caffeine by Author Unknown

   Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
 ~quotes on Politics by Author Unknown

   Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart
 ~sayings on Goodbye by Kay Knudsen

   I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
 ~quotations on Dieting by Author Unknown

   If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
 ~funny teacher quote by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

   We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
 ~saying about teacher by Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism

   A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
 ~quote about Parenting by Raymond Duncan

   End discrimination. Hate everybody.
 ~quotes on Hate by Author Unknown

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