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   American women are fools because they try to be everything to everybody.
 ~quote about Feminism by Viva

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   The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.
 ~quotes on Games by Sanford Hansell

   True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self.
 ~sayings on Love by William Butler Yeats

   There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.
 ~quotations on Fishing by Author Unknown

   All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?
 ~funny teacher quote by George Bernard Shaw

   A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness.
 ~saying about teacher by Bernard de Fontenelle

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   Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
 ~quote about Laziness by Jimmy Lyons

   Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.
 ~quotes on Dieting by Jane Thomas Noland

   Trees outstrip most people in the extent and depth of their work for the public good.
 ~sayings on Trees by Sara Ebenreck, American Forests

   A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
 ~quotations on Appearance by Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human

   Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else
 ~funny teacher quote by Ogden Nash

   We are all of us stars and we all deserve to twinkle
 ~saying about teacher by Marilyn Monroe

   Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
 ~quote about Clothing by Author Unknown

   I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
 ~quotes on Love by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, 1945

   Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
 ~sayings on Children by George Bernard Shaw

   Laziness will cause you pain.
 ~quotations on Laziness by Slogan on T-shirt worn at the Vee Arnis Jitsu School of Self-Defense

   The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
 ~funny teacher quote by Wilson Mizner

   Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
 ~saying about teacher by Caskie Stinett, Out of the Red, 1960

   Wedlock is a padlock.
 ~quote about Marriage by John Ray, English Proverbs

   Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
 ~quotes on Valentine's Day by Oprah Winfrey

   Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone
 ~sayings on Women's Greetings by Jan King

   Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books
 ~quotations on Books by Bell Hooks

   The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.
 ~funny teacher quote by Rick Wise, 1974

   Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.
 ~saying about teacher by Golda Meir

   Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
 ~quote about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
 ~quotes on Civilization by Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897

   Jesus died too soon. He would have repudiated His doctrine if He had lived to my age.
 ~sayings on Jesus Christ by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

   History is nothing but a problem of mechanics applied to psychology.
 ~quotations on History by Hippolyte Taine

   A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, too the time is coming when there will no longer be one standard of morality for poetry and another for life. To anyone tender of conscience, the ties formed by a free connection are stronger than the legal ones.
 ~funny teacher quote by Ellen Key, quoted by Sprading in Liberty and the Great Libertarians

   The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.
 ~saying about teacher by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

   So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth.
 ~quote about Brotherhood Unity by Bahá'u'lláh

   This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.
 ~quotes on Jewelry by Richard Burton

   We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.
 ~sayings on Money by Gloria Steinem

   A boil is no big deal. On someone else's neck.
 ~quotations on Perspective by Jewish Saying

   Nobody's gone after Reds with this much vigor since Joe McCarthy
 ~funny teacher quote by Jeff Blair

   The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
 ~saying about teacher by Rita Mae Brown

   A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: Protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.
 ~quote about Diplomacy by Adlai E. Stevenson

   Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
 ~quotes on Funny Saying by Oscar Wilde

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