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   The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
 ~quote about Friendship by Aristotle

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   Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
 ~quotes on Humorous by H.L. Mencken

   We never grow old. We get old when we stop growing. Keeping useful keeps us youthful.
 ~sayings on Growth by

   Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
 ~quotations on Advertising by Will Rogers

   My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.
 ~funny teacher quote by Karen Brown

   It's a rash man who reaches a conclusion before he gets to it.
 ~saying about teacher by Jacob Levin

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   Love is what you've been through with somebody
 ~quote about Valentine's Day by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

   We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters.
 ~quotes on Feminism by Gloria Steinem

   Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
 ~sayings on Happiness by Buddha

   Top off the tea... it lubricates the grey matter.
 ~quotations on Tea by Good Neighbors, as seen on stashtea.com

   In the last analysis we must be judged by what we do and not by what we believe. We are as we behave - with a very small margin of credit for our unmanifested vision of how we might behave if we could take the trouble.
 ~funny teacher quote by Geoffrey L. Rudd, The British Vegetarian, September/October 1962

   When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.
 ~saying about teacher by Robert Bresson

   Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
 ~quote about Miscellaneous by Branch Rickey

   Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place
 ~quotes on I Love You by Zora Neale Hurston

   Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered characterBlessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul
 ~sayings on Columbus Day by Author Unknown

   We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
 ~quotations on Laziness by Milton Friedman

   Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
 ~funny teacher quote by Paul Hornung

   Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
 ~saying about teacher by Samuel Butler, Erewhon

   It is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
 ~quote about Technology by T.S. Eliot, about radio

   The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.
 ~quotes on Taxes by John S. Coleman, address, Detroit Chamber of Commerce, 1956

   Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
 ~sayings on Emotions by Mark Twain

   It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
 ~quotations on Confidence by W.C. Fields

   I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
 ~funny teacher quote by Mary Richards

   There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values.
 ~saying about teacher by Author Unknown

   A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
 ~quote about Humorous by Evan Esar

   Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening!
 ~quotes on Humility by Author Unknown

   The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
 ~sayings on Perseverance by Henry Ward Beecher

   I bear a little more than I can bear
 ~quotations on Adversity by Elinor Hoyt Wylie, Angels and Earthly Creatures. One Person. Sonnet XVI

   We have war when at least one of the parties to a conflict wants something more than it wants peace.
 ~funny teacher quote by Jeane J. Kirkpatrick

   The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football.
 ~saying about teacher by Sandy Strang

   A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange
 ~quote about Sweetest Day by Author Unknown

   Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it
 ~quotes on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Albert Einstein

   All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
 ~sayings on Perfection by William Faulkner

   If you hate a person, you hate something in something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Hermann Hesse

   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
 ~funny teacher quote by Mark Twain

   Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep.
 ~saying about teacher by Chinese Proverb

   A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
 ~quote about Friendship by Ben Franklin

   We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
 ~quotes on Politics by Stewart Udall

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