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   What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.
 ~quote about Gratitude by Bertolt Brecht, Jungle of Cities, 1924

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   In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness
 ~quotes on Common sense by Norman O. Brown

   If you judge people you have no time to love them.
 ~sayings on Prejudice by Mother Teresa

   I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
 ~quotations on Teachers by Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann

   The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
 ~funny teacher quote by Winston Churchill

   Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
 ~saying about teacher by George Bernard Shaw

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   The poet's darling.
 ~quote about Flowers by William Wordsworth, To the Daisy

   Daily ask yourself: How can I do this task quicker, cheaper, better, or more easily?
 ~quotes on Career by

   How many things are there which I do not want.
 ~sayings on Simplicity by Socrates

   I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
 ~quotations on Humor by Tommy Cooper

   [T]his is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
 ~funny teacher quote by From the television show Beverly Hills 90210

   Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous.
 ~saying about teacher by John Jay Chapman

   [A] genuine tattoo.... tells a story. I like stories and tattoos, no matter how well done, and if they don't tell a story that involves you emotionally, then they're just there for decoration, then they're not a valid tattoo. There has to be some emotional appeal or they're not, to my way of thinking, a real tattoo. It tells people what you are and what you believe in, so there's no mistakes.
 ~quote about Tattoos by Leo, tattooist, 1993, quoted in Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription, 2000

   If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it.
 ~quotes on Honesty by Author Unknown

   Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while
 ~sayings on Groundhog Day by Kin Hubbard

   It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.
 ~quotations on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll

   Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act
 ~funny teacher quote by Truman Capote

   He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
 ~saying about teacher by Clarence Budington Kelland

   Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
 ~quote about Confidence by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
 ~quotes on Politics by Maureen Murphy

   Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it.... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.
 ~sayings on Success by Tennessee Williams

   There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
 ~quotations on Imagination by Ansel Adams

   Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 ~funny teacher quote by Will Rogers (verification of author per The Estate of Will Rogers, CMG Worldwide)

   Everyone smiles in the same language.
 ~saying about teacher by Author Unknown

   Experience teaches only the teachable.
 ~quote about Maturing Altruistically by Aldous Huxley

   No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.
 ~quotes on Logic by Niels Bohr

    The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work
 ~sayings on Worry by Robert Frost

   In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
 ~quotations on Cats by Terry Pratchett

   Solvitur ambulando, St. Jerome was fond of saying. To solve a problem, walk around.
 ~funny teacher quote by Gregory McNamee

   Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
 ~saying about teacher by William James

   Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
 ~quote about Carpe Diem by Scottish Proverb

   The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.
 ~quotes on Teachers by Elbert Hubbard

   War is fear cloaked in courage.
 ~sayings on War by William Westmoreland

   You mix two jiggers of scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license
 ~quotations on Baseball by Rocky Bridges

   All our lives we are putting pennies - our most golden pennies - into penny-in-the-slot machines that are almost always empty.
 ~funny teacher quote by Logan Pearsall Smith

   There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them
 ~saying about teacher by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

   You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
 ~quote about Society by Art Buchwald

   History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.
 ~quotes on History by Joseph Heller, Good as Gold

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