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   Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these
 ~quote about Birth by Ovid
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   It is better to emit a scream in the shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and incongruities of life and take everything as it comes in a forlorn stupidity.
 ~quotes on Miscellaneous by Robert Louis Stevenson, Crabbed Age and Youth, Virginibus Puerisque, 1881

   A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
 ~sayings on Kindness by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Our repugnance to death increases in proportion to our consciousness of having lived in vain.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by William Hazlitt, On the Love of Life, 1815

   Patriotism knows neither latitude nor longitude. It is not climatic.
 ~funny teacher quotes by E.A. Storrs

   There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.
 ~saying about teacher by Al Gallagher, 1971
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   Plant carrots in January and you'll never have to eat carrots.
 ~quote about Gardens by Author Unknown

   To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting
 ~quotes on Graduation by e.e. cummings, 1955

   My good friends, while I do most earnestly recommend you to take care of your health and safety, as things most precious to us, I would not have that care degenerate into an effeminate and over-curious attention, which is always disgraceful to a man's self, and often troublesome to others.
 ~sayings on Golden Mean by Edmund Burke

   Public opinion is a compound of folly, weakness, prejudice, wrong feeling, right feeling, obstinacy, and newspaper paragraphs.
 ~quotations on Conformity by Robert Peel

   And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.
 ~funny teacher quotes by Sylvia Plath

   An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.
 ~saying about teacher by Charles Horton Cooley

   A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
 ~quote about Kisses by Clare Whiting

   Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
 ~quotes on Marriage by George Bernard Shaw

   Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it
 ~sayings on Love Quotes by Martin Luther King Jr.

   Who depends on another man's table often dines late.
 ~quotations on Philosophical by John Ray

   You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.
 ~funny teacher quotes by Lillian Gish

   Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior?
 ~saying about teacher by James Donovan

   The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
 ~quote about Cats by Carl van Vechten

   We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire.
 ~quotes on Freedom by Eric Hoffer

   A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
 ~sayings on Beauty by Karl Kraus

   For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity
 ~quotations on Death by William Penn

   An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't.
 ~funny teacher quotes by Anatole France

   Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.
 ~saying about teacher by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   All men and women are born, live suffer and die; what distinguishes us one from another is our dreams, whether they be dreams about worldly or unworldly things, and what we do to make them come about... We do not choose to be born. We do not choose our parents. We do not choose our historical epoch, the country of our birth, or the immediate circumstances of our upbringing. We do not, most of us, choose to die; nor do we choose the time and conditions of our death. But within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live
 ~quote about Dreams by Joseph Epstein

   It is not a Justice System. It is just a system.
 ~quotes on Justice by Bob Enyart

   When I can look Life in the eyes, Grown calm and very coldly wise, Life will have given me the Truth, And taken in exchange - my youth
 ~sayings on Cool by Sara Teasdale

   There is a privacy about it which no other season gives you.... In spring, summer and fall people sort of have an open season on each other; only in the winter, in the country, can you have longer, quiet stretches when you can savor belonging to yourself.
 ~quotations on Solitude by Ruth Stout

   The art of life is the art of avoiding pain.
 ~funny teacher quotes by Thomas Jefferson

   Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
 ~saying about teacher by George Smith Patton

   We are adhering to life now with our last muscle - the heart.
 ~quote about Curmudgeons by Djuna Barnes

   The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense
 ~quotes on Love by Keith Sullivan

   I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988

   One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
 ~quotations on Bores by John Updike, Assorted Prose

   Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.
 ~funny teacher quotes by Brendan Francis

   From within or from behind, a light shines through us upon things, and makes us aware that we are nothing, but the light is all.
 ~saying about teacher by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded.
 ~quote about Society by Edmund Burke, Reflections on the Revolution in France

   God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
 ~quotes on Famous Saying by Robin Williams
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