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   Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
 ~quote about Food by Author Unknown
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   Curiosity is only vanity. Most frequently we wish not to know, but to talk. We would not take a sea voyage for the sole pleasure of seeing without hope of ever telling.
 ~quotes on Curiosity by Blaise Pascal, Pensées

   The sound of a car door opening in front of you is similar to the sound of a gun being cocked.
 ~sayings on Bicycling by Amy Webster

   Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
 ~quotations on Parenting by Gloria Steinem, New York Times, 26 August 1971

   "What does it mean to have to suffer so much if our lives are nothing more than the blink of an eye?...I learned a long time ago, Reuven, that a blink of an eye in itself is nothing. But the eye that blinks, that is something. A span of life is nothing. But the man who lives that span, he is something...."
 ~funny tee shirt saying by David Malter in _The Chosen_ by Chaim Potok

   Prayer is not merely an occasional impulse to which we respond when we are in trouble: prayer is a life attitude.
 ~saying about tee shirt by Walter A. Mueller
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   A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
 ~quote about Weeds by Doug Larson

   Charm is a glow within a woman that casts a most becoming light on others.
 ~quotes on Charm by John Mason Brown

   Born free, taxed to death
 ~sayings on Death by Unknown

   I do not like eating meat because I have seen lambs and pigs killed. I saw and felt their pain. They felt the approaching death. I could not bear it. I cried like a child. I ran up a hill and could not breathe. I felt that I was choking. I felt the death of the lamb.
 ~quotations on Vegetarianism by Vaslav Nijinsky

   Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.
 ~funny tee shirt saying by William Ralph Inge

   The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
 ~saying about tee shirt by Peter De Vries

   A mental stain can neither be blotted out by the passage of time nor washed away by any waters.
 ~quote about Mind by Cicero

   I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
 ~quotes on Sports by Bob Hope

   History is the sum total of the things that could have been avoided.
 ~sayings on History by Konrad Adenauer

   Architecture begins where engineering ends.
 ~quotations on Miscellaneous by Walter Gropius

   Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell.
 ~funny tee shirt saying by Robin Morgan

   Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.
 ~saying about tee shirt by Francis Bacon, Of Death

   Flesh goes on pleasuring us, and humiliating us, right to the end.
 ~quote about Body by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causing you to bump into people not going your way.
 ~quotes on Living by Edna Ferber

   An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
 ~sayings on Age by Agatha Christie, news summaries, 9 March 1954

   To be too conscious is an illness - a real thoroughgoing illness.
 ~quotations on Psychology by Fyodor Dostoevski

   Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
 ~funny tee shirt saying by Hindu Proverb

   My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out.
 ~saying about tee shirt by Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Poet at the Breakfast Table

   Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
 ~quote about Quotations by Hesketh Pearson

   Turn your wounds into wisdom
 ~quotes on Adversity by Oprah Winfrey

   God's will is not an itinerary, but an attitude.
 ~sayings on God by Andrew Dhuse

   When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
 ~quotations on Perseverance by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   There's a standard formula for success in the entertainment medium, and that is: Beat it to death if it succeeds.
 ~funny tee shirt saying by Ernie Kovacs

   Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
 ~saying about tee shirt by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right
 ~quote about Election Day by H.L. Mencken, 1956

   The past remains integral to us all, individually and collectively. We must concede the ancients their place, as I have argued. But their place is not simply back there in a separate and foreign country; it is assimilated in ourselves, and resurrected into an ever-changing present.
 ~quotes on History by David Lowenthal, The Past Is a Foreign Country

   It ain't nothin' till I call it.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Bill Klem, umpire

   When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks
 ~quotations on Valentine's Day by Natalie Clifford Barney

   Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.
 ~funny tee shirt saying by Mary C. Crowley

   Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.
 ~saying about tee shirt by André Gide, Nourritures Terrestres

   The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.
 ~quote about Learning by Mohammed

   If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
 ~quotes on Cats by Nan Porter
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