A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty
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Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
~quotes on Clothing by P.G. Wodehouse Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
~sayings on Love by Hoosier Farmer The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke.
~quotations on Attitude by W.J. Cameron Boredom flourishes too, when you feel safe. It's a symptom of security.
~funny teen quotes by Eugene Ionesco Almost the whole of history is but a sequence of horrors.
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What lies lurk in kisses.
~quote about Kisses by Heinrich Heine Those who expect moments of change to be comfortable and free of conflict have not learned their history.
~quotes on Changes by Joan Wallach Scott If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus.
~sayings on Love by Emma Goldman, The Tragedy of Women's Emancipation If I were to say, ''God, why me?'' about the bad things, then I should have said, ''God, why me?'' about the good things that happened in my life.
~quotations on Attitude by Arthur Ashe Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.
~funny teen quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Moderation is a fatal thing; nothing succeeds like excess.
~saying about teen by Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance, 1894 Nature is impartial, too old-fashioned and square to be playing favorites.
~quote about Proverbs by There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
~quotes on Sleep by Author Unknown There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
~sayings on Helping by Aldous Huxley, Time Must Have a Stop The best of my education has come from the public library... my tuition fee is a bus fare and once in a while, five cents a day for an overdue book. You don't need to know very much to start with, if you know the way to the public library.
~quotations on Learning by Lesley Conger It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one.
~funny teen quotes by Author Unknown Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not that you have no reason for living.
~saying about teen by Tom O'Connor The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
~quote about Attitude by Mark Twain We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.
~quotes on God by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one
~sayings on Friends by Ralph Waldo Emerson There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.
~quotations on Self Confidence by When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
~funny teen quotes by Author Unknown Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast
~saying about teen by Woody Allen I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
~quote about Conformity by John Cage A history in which every particular incident may be true may on the whole be false.
~quotes on History by Thomas Babington Macaulay The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.
~sayings on Goals by Author Unknown The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
~quotations on Money by Mad Magazine At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
~funny teen quotes by Ann Landers Were there no God, we would be in this glorious world with grateful hearts and no one to thank.
~saying about teen by Christina Rossetti I'll tell you how the sun rose a ribbon at a time.
~quote about Mornings by Emily Dickinson No radical change on the plane of history is possible without crime.
~quotes on Civil Disobedience by Hermann Keyserling The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.
~sayings on Money by M.W. Harrison The final story, the final chapter of western man, I believe, lies in Los Angeles.
~quotations on Places by Phil Ochs The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
~funny teen quotes by Walter Winchell In the country the darkness of night is friendly and familiar, but in a city, with its blaze of lights, it is unnatural, hostile and menacing. It is like a monstrous vulture that hovers, biding its time.
~saying about teen by Somerset Maugham Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.
~quote about Gardens by Orson Scott Card All philosophy in two words, - sustain and abstain.
~quotes on Wise Words by Epictetus
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