When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.
~quote about Humility by Mary H. Waldrip
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~quotes on Society by Bill Vaughan For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
~sayings on Sex by Jay Leno If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~quotations on Alcohol by Dean Martin The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.
~funny tombstone sayings by Charles M. Allen Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
~saying about tombstone by Francesco Guicciardini
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~quote about America by Hansell B. Duckett Some folks never exaggerate - they just remember big.
~quotes on Exaggeration by Attributed to Audrey Snead Events in the past may roughly be divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
~sayings on History by W.R. Inge, Assessments and Anticipations The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.
~quotations on Debt by Author Unknown Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
~funny tombstone sayings by Oscar Ameringer Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
~saying about tombstone by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
~quote about Cinema by Jessamyn West Books are easy to find and easy to buy. A paperback these days only costs six or seven dollars. You can borrow that from your kids
~quotes on Children by Jim Rohn A good book should leave you... slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it.
~sayings on Books Reading by William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958 Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.
~quotations on Libraries by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams Are we not like two volumes of one book?
~funny tombstone sayings by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
~saying about tombstone by Dr. Wayne Callaway One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop.
~quote about Housework by G.M. Weilacher In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.
~quotes on Sisters by Catherine Killigrew Shera's Two Laws of Cataloging: Law #1, No cataloger will accept the work of any other cataloger. Law #2: No cataloger will accept his/her own work six months after the cataloging.
~sayings on Libraries by Jesse Shera, 1977 Later never exists.
~quotations on Carpe Diem by Author Unknown For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.
~funny tombstone sayings by Peace Pilgrim He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
~saying about tombstone by Mary Wilson Little I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly.
~quote about Confidence by Buckminster Fuller We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.
~quotes on Basketball by Norm Stewart Mental health means getting along with the world, with others and with ourselves.
~sayings on Health by Loneliness can be conquered only by those who can bear solitude.
~quotations on Solitude by Paul Tillich It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.
~funny tombstone sayings by William Shakespeare In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
~saying about tombstone by Buddha No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
~quote about Alcohol by Lord Chesterton Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight.
~quotes on Grief by Marcus Aurelius, Meditations All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
~sayings on Religion by Edgar Allen Poe No sight is more provocative of awe than is the night sky.
~quotations on Night by Llewelyn Powys It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
~funny tombstone sayings by John Steinbeck The trouble with our age is that it is all signposts and no destination.
~saying about tombstone by The War Cry To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
~quote about Computers by Farmer's Almanac, 1978 Few delights can equal the mere presence of one whom we trust utterly.
~quotes on Trust by George MacDonald
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