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   Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.
 ~quote about Friendship by Joseph B. Wirthlin

   Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
 ~quotes on Simplicity by Confucius

   If you're alone, I'll be your shadowIf you want to cry, I'll be your shoulderIf you want a hug, I'll be your pillowIf you need to be happy, I'll be your smileBut anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me
 ~sayings on For a Friend by Author Unknown

   Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne

   People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the peopleOf course, that is not trueDecisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing
 ~funny voice mail sayings by Walter H. Judd

   The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?
 ~saying about voice mail by Pablo Casals

   One is a member of a country, a profession, a civilization, a religion. One is not just a man.
 ~quote about Community by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell

   Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by John Lennon

   If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
 ~sayings on Babies by Dave Barry

   If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. (It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.
 ~quotations on Government by George Will

   Morality is a private and costly luxury.
 ~funny voice mail sayings by Henry B. Adams, The Education of Henry Adams

   Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
 ~saying about voice mail by Sally Koch

   Every man should be born again on the first day of JanuaryStart with a fresh pageTake up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face
 ~quote about New Year by Henry Ward Beecher

   Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
 ~quotes on Alcohol by Samuel Johnson

   It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
 ~sayings on War by Voltaire, War

   AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
 ~quotations on Sex by Susan Sontag

   The pleasure we obtain from music comes from counting, but counting unconsciously. Music is nothing but unconscious arithmetic.
 ~funny voice mail sayings by Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
 ~saying about voice mail by A. Whitney Brown

   Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.
 ~quote about Sleep by Ellen Goodman

   Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake.
 ~quotes on Yoga by Carl Jung

   You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do.
 ~sayings on Ignorance by Norman Juster

   Night travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.
 ~quotations on Ignorance by Author Unknown

   If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
 ~funny voice mail sayings by Paul McCartney

   If the day and night be such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, is more elastic, more immortal - that is your success. All nature is your congratulation, and you have cause momentarily to bless yourself.
 ~saying about voice mail by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... Yesterday and Tomorrow.
 ~quote about Worry by Robert Jones Burdette

   Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, The Marriage of Figaro, 1784, translated

   A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its hollowness
 ~sayings on Malay Saying by Malay

   A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and imbibe with a sort of greedy enjoyment, as Marcel Proust said of those rooms of his old home whose air was saturated with the bouquet of silence.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Holbrook Jackson

   If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner?
 ~funny voice mail sayings by As seen on a shirt

   Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly
 ~saying about voice mail by Proverb

   The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
 ~quote about Humor by Woody Allen

   The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less.
 ~quotes on Hate by Eldridge Cleaver, Soul on Ice, 1968

   As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
 ~sayings on School by Author Unknown

   Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself.
 ~quotations on Medical by Martin H. Fischer

   In every department of physical science there is only so much science, properly so-called, as there is mathematics.
 ~funny voice mail sayings by Immanuel Kant

   How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.
 ~saying about voice mail by Walter Scott

   Sometimes even to live is an act of courage
 ~quote about Patriot Day by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Letters to Lucilius

   Sickness comes on horseback, but goes away on foot.
 ~quotes on Health by William C. Hazlitt

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