The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
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With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
~quotes on Perspective by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Notebook L, Aphorisms If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
~sayings on Philosophical by Stanislaw J. Lec Sadness is almost never anything but a form of fatigue.
~quotations on Emotions by Andre Gide Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
~funny wedding quotes by Mark Twain To speak truly, few adult persons can see nature. Most persons do not see the sun. At least they have a very superficial seeing. The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eye and heart of the child. The lover of nature is he whose inward and outward senses are still truly adjusted to each other; who has retained the spirit of infancy even into the era of manhood.
~saying about wedding by Ralph Waldo EmersonMotivational Quotes
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A man with God is always in the majority.
~quote about God by John Knox There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
~quotes on Women by Stephen Stills Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.
~sayings on Relationships by Author Unknown The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't; it just keeps you from enjoying it.
~quotations on Vices by Salvador de Madariaga If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.
~funny wedding quotes by Author Unknown I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.
~saying about wedding by Mrs. Robert A. Taft In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
~quote about Gambling by Author Unknown Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes
~quotes on Goodbye by Henry David Thoreau Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
~sayings on Vegetarianism by Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
~quotations on Age by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 I'd rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer.
~funny wedding quotes by Jack Smith True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lightsIf you hear bells, get your ears checked
~saying about wedding by Erich Segal If you mess up, 'fess up.
~quote about Responsibility by Author Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
~quotes on Christmas by Burton Hillis I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
~sayings on Yoga by Ellen DeGeneres Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
~quotations on Genius by E.B. White I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
~funny wedding quotes by e.e. cummings Art is your personal diary where you may color your thoughts and emotions on a page.
~saying about wedding by Sara, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999 New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol!
~quote about Alcohol by Author Unknown I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
~quotes on Men by Yoko Ono Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
~sayings on Arizona by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quie
~quotations on Christmas by Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836 At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
~funny wedding quotes by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.
~saying about wedding by George Horace Lorimer Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to.
~quote about Media Journalism by Helen Swaffer Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
~quotes on Valentine's Day by Ben Hecht The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
~sayings on Past by Lesley P. Hartley, The Go-Between, 1953 He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind.
~quotations on Curmudgeons by Willa Cather Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame.
~funny wedding quotes by Henry David Thoreau I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
~saying about wedding by Gerald Ford Dress it as we may, feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it, what is war, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform?
~quote about War by Douglas Jerrold I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression and the tension resulting from existence in a world which is increasingly less pleasing to the eye.
~quotes on Society by Lady Bird Johnson
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