To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Few delights can equal the mere presence of one whom we trust utterly.
~quotes on Trust by George MacDonald The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
~sayings on College by Author Unknown A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
~quotations on Driving by Bill Vaughan Misery is almost always the result of thinking.
~funny wedding quotes by Joseph Joubert A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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Keep your head up high
~quote about Goals by me All days are shorts to a man who have a goal; long for aimless drifting.
~quotes on Goals by Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.
~sayings on Libraries by Finley Peter Dunne Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
~quotations on Conformity by Quentin Crisp A brother is a friend given by Nature.
~funny wedding quotes by Jean Baptiste Legouve Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt
~saying about wedding by Carmen Electra I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
~quote about Money by Joe Louis Man is harder than rock and more fragile than an egg.
~quotes on Humankind by Yugoslav Proverb I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
~sayings on Baseball by Bill Veeck After these two, Dr. Diet and Dr. Quiet, Dr. Merriman is requisite to preserve health.
~quotations on Health by James Howell Paradoxical as it sounds, many intellectuals prefer life in the mud to life in clear water.
~funny wedding quotes by Martin H. Fischer The curse of extravagance kills more opportunities than taxes, sickness and hard time.
~saying about wedding by Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you don’t like.
~quote about Personality by Eisnhower Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
~quotes on Alcohol by Ovid Find yourself a cup of tea; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.
~sayings on Tea by Saki The victory of Christianity over paganism was the greatest psychic revolution in the history of our culture. By destroying pagan animism, Christianity made it possible to exploit nature in a mood of indifference to the feelings of natural objects.
~quotations on Environment by Lynn I. White, Jr., Science, 10 March 1967 [A] science is said to be useful if its development tends to accentuate the existing inequalities in the distribution of wealth, or more directly promotes the destruction of human life.
~funny wedding quotes by Harold Hardy Godfrey, A Mathematician's Apology, 1941 [T]he progress of civilization corresponds with the spread of general nausea.
~saying about wedding by Edgar Saltus, The Philosophy of Disenchantment Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.
~quote about Caffeine by Prince Tallyrand A dirty book is rarely dusty.
~quotes on Sex by Author Unknown In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine.
~sayings on Kisses by Author Unknown Sometimes dreams alter the course of an entire life
~quotations on Dreams by Judith Duerk Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof.
~funny wedding quotes by Martin H. Fischer There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.
~saying about wedding by Frank A. Clark If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
~quote about Kindness by Bob Hope Men may scoff, and men may pray, but they pay every pleasure with a pain.
~quotes on Pleasure by William Henley A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
~sayings on Pregnancy by Cathy Crimmins Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater.
~quotations on Cinema by Roman Polanski Plagiarists, at least, have the merit of preservation.
~funny wedding quotes by Benjamin Disraeli The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind.
~saying about wedding by William Blake The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
~quote about Skiing by P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984 My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember.
~quotes on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown
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