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   We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. At least, as one man said, there's one advantage about death; it doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
 ~quote about Taxes by Erwin N. Griswold

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   It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
 ~quotes on Labor by Charles Baudelaire

   Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking.
 ~sayings on Brotherhood Unity by Mahatma Gandhi

   Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.
 ~quotations on America by Sinclair Lewis

   True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
 ~funny wedding sayings by Kurt Vonnegut

   When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
 ~saying about wedding by Mark Twain, Old Times on the Mississippi Atlantic Monthly, 1874

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   My favorite animal is steak.
 ~quote about Food by Fran Lebowitz

   Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.
 ~quotes on Libraries by Richard Powers

   The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
 ~sayings on Books Reading by Voltaire

   Modesty is the lowest of the virtues, and is a confession of the deficiency it indicates. He who undervalues himself is justly overvalued by others.
 ~quotations on Humility by William Hazlitt

   The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
 ~funny wedding sayings by Author Unknown

   An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.
 ~saying about wedding by Lynn Johnston

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
 ~quote about Adversity by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   The pacifist's task today is to find a method of helping and healing which provides a revolutionary constructive substitute for war.
 ~quotes on Peace by Vera Brittain, 1964

   A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
 ~sayings on Gambling by Author Unknown

   Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune.
 ~quotations on Attitude by Walt Whitman

   I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
 ~funny wedding sayings by Betsy Salkind

   Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
 ~saying about wedding by Author Unknown

   All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
 ~quote about Hypocrisy by Theodore M. Hesburgh

   For me, a page of good prose is where one hears the rain [and] the noise of battle.
 ~quotes on Writing by John Cheever

   I exploit the greed of all hitters
 ~sayings on Baseball by Lew Burdette

   After all, the main question will be the opener: Hello, are you there? If the reply should turn out to be Yes, hello, we might want to stop there and think about that, for quite a long time.
 ~quotations on Miscellaneous by Lewis Thomas, Lives of a Cell, 1974

   We all grow up with the weight of history on us. Our ancestors dwell in the attics of our brains as they do in the spiraling chains of knowledge hidden in every cell of our bodies.
 ~funny wedding sayings by Shirley Abbott

   Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didn’t happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
 ~saying about wedding by Nisandeh Neta

   Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave
 ~quote about Goodbye by A.A. Milne

   Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
 ~quotes on Procrastination by Don Marquis

   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
 ~sayings on Grandparents by Ellen DeGeneres

   The body's habituation to walking as normal stems from the good old days. It was the bourgeois form of locomotion: physical demythologization, free of the spell of hieratic pacing, roofless wandering, breathless flight. Human dignity insisted on the right to walk, a rhythm not extorted from the body by command or terror. The walk, the stroll, were private ways of passing time, the heritage of the feudal promenade in the nineteenth century.
 ~quotations on Walking by Theodor W. Adorno

   The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
 ~funny wedding sayings by Doug Larson

   Vanity is the quicksand of reason
 ~saying about wedding by George Sand

   There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure.
 ~quote about Pleasure by Max Eastman

   Psychoanalysis and Zen, in my private psychic geometry, are equal to nicotine. They are anti-existential. Nicotine quarantines one out of existence.
 ~quotes on Hawww by Norman Mailer

   You know that our breathing is the inhaling and exhaling of air. The organ that serves for this is the lungs that lie round the heart, so that the air passing through them thereby envelops the heart. Thus breathing is a natural way to the heart. And so, having collected your mind within you, lead it into the channel of breathing through which air reaches the heart and, together with this inhaled air, force your mind to descend into the heart and to remain there.
 ~sayings on Yoga by Nicephorus the Solitary

   We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
 ~quotations on Conformity by Mark Twain

   Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
 ~funny wedding sayings by Jim Davis, Garfield

   Death is the most beautiful adventure in life
 ~saying about wedding by Charles Frohman

   Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
 ~quote about Civilization by Confucius

   Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order.
 ~quotes on Dancing by Samuel Beckett

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