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   Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination
 ~quote about Commitment Ceremonies by Voltaire

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   Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal
 ~quotes on Graduation by Henry Ford

   Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
 ~sayings on Jewelry by Lynn Hecht Schafren

   An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as a act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception
 ~quotations on Love Quotes by Harold Loukes

   Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses.
 ~funny wise sayings by Cato the Elder

   Alimony - The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
 ~saying about wise by H.L. Mencken, Sententiae, A Book of Burlesques, 1920

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   Where liberty dwells, there is my country
 ~quote about Independence Day by Benjamin Franklin

   I do not know what the spirit of a philosopher could more wish to be than a good dancer. For the dance is his ideal.
 ~quotes on Dancing by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

   Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Really.
 ~sayings on God by Lenny Bruce, Religions Inc., in The Essential Lenny Bruce, ed. John Cohen, 1967

   Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911

   Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
 ~funny wise sayings by Yogi Berra

   Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other
 ~saying about wise by Ed Howe

   All skills are difficult before they’re easy. To master s skill we must become its slave.
 ~quote about Success by

   On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings!
 ~quotes on Birthday Sayings by birthday boy

   Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
 ~sayings on Dieting by Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003

   Many a man gets weary of clamping down on his rough impulses, which if given occasional release would encourage the living of life with salt in it, in place of dust.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Henry S. Haskins

   Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
 ~funny wise sayings by Franklin P. Jones

   Many people read a lot because reading is easier than thinking. Thinking is hard work.
 ~saying about wise by

   My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
 ~quote about Integrity by Thomas Paine

   We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings.
 ~quotes on Money by Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present

   Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young.
 ~sayings on Inner Child by Sainte-Beuve, Portraits littéraires, 1862

   Music's the medicine of the mind.
 ~quotations on Music by John A. Logan

   The valley we call Death, isn't really that different from much of the rest of the desert West. It's just a little deeper, a little hotter and a little drier. What sets it apart more than anything else is the mind's eye
 ~funny wise sayings by Richard E. Lingenfelter

   It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
 ~saying about wise by Oscar Wilde

   Life's a journey, not a destination.
 ~quote about Living by Aerosmith

   You always pass failure on your way to success.
 ~quotes on Failure by Mickey Rooney

   One characteristic of Americans is that they have no tolerance at all of anybody putting up with anything. We believe that whatever is going wrong ought to be fixed.
 ~sayings on America by Margaret Mead

   Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.
 ~quotations on Procrastination by Charles Kingsley

   God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me.
 ~funny wise sayings by Author unknown, variation of an excerpt from The Serenity Prayer by Reinhold Neibuhr

   I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
 ~saying about wise by Francois-Auguste Rodin

   If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul.
 ~quote about Leisure by Logan P. Smith

   To suppose as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave, is like supposing that we could drink all day and stay sober.
 ~quotes on Money by Logan Pearsall Smith

   By all means use sometimes to be alone. Salute thyself; see what thy soul doth wear.
 ~sayings on Solitude by George Herbert

   I never think of the future. It comes soon enough
 ~quotations on Future by Albert Einstein

   Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
 ~funny wise sayings by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

   Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later.
 ~saying about wise by Dana Stewart Scott

   Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated
 ~quote about Missing You by Lamartine

   Creating success is all about fulfilling or manifesting the purpose for which you were born.
 ~quotes on Success by Nisandeh Neta

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