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   Men have need of history because, without it, the past threatens to overwhelm them.
 ~quote about History by Guy Fregault, La guerre de la conquête

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   Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
 ~quotes on Education by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun.
 ~sayings on Hawww by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   We saw the lightning and that was the guns and then we heard the thunder and that was the big guns; and then we heard the rain falling and that was the blood falling; and when we came to get in the crops, it was dead men that we reaped.
 ~quotations on War by Harriet Tubman

   Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
 ~funny wise sayings by Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals

   Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.
 ~saying about wise by Molly Ivins

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   Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.
 ~quote about Poetry by Carl Sandburg

   I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.
 ~quotes on Horses by Mark Twain

   Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings.
 ~sayings on Math by Alfred North Whitehead

   What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.
 ~quotations on Gardens by Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871

   Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
 ~funny wise sayings by George Jean Nathan

   Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself.
 ~saying about wise by Robert Ingersoll

   I'll tell you how the sun rose a ribbon at a time.
 ~quote about Light by Emily Dickinson

   Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves.
 ~quotes on Creativity by Friedrich Nietzsche

   To be overcome by the fragrance of flowers is a delectable form of defeat.
 ~sayings on Flowers by Beverly Nichols

   Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.
 ~quotations on Courage by Ernest Hemingway, Men at War, 1942

   Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
 ~funny wise sayings by Malcolm S. Forbes

   The test of real literature is that it will bear repetition. We read over the same pages again and again, and always with fresh delight.
 ~saying about wise by Samual McChord Crothers

   Duty is what one expects from others.
 ~quote about Responsibility by Oscar Wilde

   It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
 ~quotes on Technology by Albert Einstein

   There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
 ~sayings on Adversity by Woody Hayes

   Curiosity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last.
 ~quotations on Creativity by Samuel Johnson

   I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
 ~funny wise sayings by John Van Druten

   Use your own best judgment at all times.
 ~saying about wise by The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual

   Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
 ~quote about Proverbs by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Judges are but men, and are swayed like other men by vehement prejudices. This is corruption in reality, give it whatever other name you please.
 ~quotes on Justice by David Dudley Field

   Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
 ~sayings on Philosophical by Baba Ram Dass

   Man is a strange animal, he doesn't like to read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it.
 ~quotations on Humankind by Adlai Stevenson

   If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
 ~funny wise sayings by Charles Barkley

   Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life
 ~saying about wise by Marc Chagall

   Apart from God every activity is merely a passing whiff of insignificance.
 ~quote about God by Alfred North Whitehead

   The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
 ~quotes on Writing by Mark Twain

   A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
 ~sayings on Mistakes by Alexander Pope, in Swift, Miscellanies

   We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.
 ~quotations on Animal Rights by William Ralph Inge, Outspoken Essays, 1922

   On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
 ~funny wise sayings by Gene Perret

   The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
 ~saying about wise by Author Unknown

   To be idle and to be poor have always been reproaches, and therefore every man endeavors with his utmost care to hide his poverty from others, and his idleness from himself.
 ~quote about Idleness by Samuel Johnson

   Don't be afraid of outgiving God. It is impossible to do that.
 ~quotes on Helping by Charles R. Swindoll

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