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   I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
 ~quote about Technology by John F. Kennedy

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   It has been left to our generation to discover that you can move heaven and earth to save five minutes and then not have the faintest idea what to do with them when you have saved them.
 ~quotes on Haste by C.E.M. Joad

   Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote
 ~sayings on Election Day by George Jean Nathan

   To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems
 ~quotations on Party Invitations by Homer Simpson

   You can't fall off the floor.
 ~funny wise sayings by Author Unknown

   There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself
 ~saying about wise by John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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   If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
 ~quote about Friendship by Edgar Watson Howe

   How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.
 ~quotes on Math by Author Unknown

   If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
 ~sayings on Smiles by Andy Rooney

   Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is
 ~quotations on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   In Rome you long for the country; in the country - oh inconstant! - you praise the distant city to the stars.
 ~funny wise sayings by Horace, Satires

   Time, which changes people, does not alter the image we have retained of them.
 ~saying about wise by Marcel Proust

   Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree.
 ~quote about Trees by Elizabeth Russell

   If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
 ~quotes on Money by Earl Wilson

   An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
 ~sayings on Writing by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Unfortunately, it is also true that the age's interests often color the past with unhistoric hues.
 ~quotations on History by Wendell H. Stephenson

   Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
 ~funny wise sayings by Jean Anouilh

   Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
 ~saying about wise by Ambrose Bierce

   Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.
 ~quote about Society by Robert C. Savage, Life Lessons

   ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works
 ~quotes on Patriot Day by T.E. Kalem

   Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
 ~sayings on Travel by Mark Twain

   Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless.
 ~quotations on Civilization by B.F.Skinner

   Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
 ~funny wise sayings by Lao Tzu

   Suppose some mathematical creature from the moon were to reckon up the human body; he would at once see that the essential thing about it was that it was duplicate. A man is two men, he on the right exactly resembling him on the left. Having noted that there was an arm on the right and one on the left, a leg on the right and one on the left, he might go further and still find on each side the same number of fingers, the same number of toes, twin eyes, twin ears, twin nostrils, and even twin lobes of the brain. At last he would take it as a law; and then, where he found a heart on one side, would deduce that there was another heart on the other. And just then, where he most felt he was right, he would be wrong.
 ~saying about wise by Gilbert Keith Chesterton, The Paradoxes of Christianity, Orthodoxy

   Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
 ~quote about Pregnancy by Rita Rudner

   Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw.
 ~quotes on Gardens by Henry David Thoreau

   Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
 ~sayings on Marriage by Helen Rowland

   I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
 ~quotations on Women's Greetings by Paula Poundstone

   O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.
 ~funny wise sayings by Indian

   Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.
 ~saying about wise by Ingrid Newkirk, National Director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

   The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
 ~quote about Writing by Isaac Bashevis Singer

   Minorities are the stars of the firmament; majorities, the darkness in which they float.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Martin H. Fischer

   The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time.
 ~sayings on Poker by David Shoup

   You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live.
 ~quotations on Unemployment by William Shakespeare

   God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
 ~funny wise sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
 ~saying about wise by Winston Churchill

   A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
 ~quote about Jobs by William C. Feather

   Itís impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
 ~quotes on Happiness by

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