Gallery of motivational dance quotes, motivational quotes teamwork, cute ghetto quotes, love quotes from the bible, inspirational sayings for easter,, funny wise sayings

wise sayings for your Self help needs

   An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
 ~quote about Writing by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

   Unfortunately, it is also true that the age's interests often color the past with unhistoric hues.
 ~quotes on History by Wendell H. Stephenson

   Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
 ~sayings on Gifts by Jean Anouilh

   Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
 ~quotations on Time by Ambrose Bierce

   Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.
 ~funny wise sayings by Robert C. Savage, Life Lessons

   ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works
 ~saying about wise by T.E. Kalem

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

   Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
 ~quote about Travel by Mark Twain

   Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless.
 ~quotes on Civilization by B.F.Skinner

   Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
 ~sayings on Nature by Lao Tzu

   Suppose some mathematical creature from the moon were to reckon up the human body; he would at once see that the essential thing about it was that it was duplicate. A man is two men, he on the right exactly resembling him on the left. Having noted that there was an arm on the right and one on the left, a leg on the right and one on the left, he might go further and still find on each side the same number of fingers, the same number of toes, twin eyes, twin ears, twin nostrils, and even twin lobes of the brain. At last he would take it as a law; and then, where he found a heart on one side, would deduce that there was another heart on the other. And just then, where he most felt he was right, he would be wrong.
 ~quotations on Humankind by Gilbert Keith Chesterton, The Paradoxes of Christianity, Orthodoxy

   Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
 ~funny wise sayings by Rita Rudner

   Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw.
 ~saying about wise by Henry David Thoreau

   Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
 ~quote about Marriage by Helen Rowland

   I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
 ~quotes on Women's Greetings by Paula Poundstone

   O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.
 ~sayings on Indian Saying by Indian

   Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.
 ~quotations on Vegetarianism by Ingrid Newkirk, National Director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

   The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
 ~funny wise sayings by Isaac Bashevis Singer

   Minorities are the stars of the firmament; majorities, the darkness in which they float.
 ~saying about wise by Martin H. Fischer

   The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time.
 ~quote about Poker by David Shoup

   You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live.
 ~quotes on Unemployment by William Shakespeare

   God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
 ~sayings on Humankind by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
 ~quotations on People by Winston Churchill

   A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
 ~funny wise sayings by William C. Feather

   Itís impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
 ~saying about wise by

   Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
 ~quote about Humor by

   I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
 ~quotes on Y by 0

   I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves - such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty.
 ~sayings on Integrity by Albert Einstein, What I Believe, Forum and Century, 1930

   The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?
 ~quotations on Philosophical by Chuang Tzu

   Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
 ~funny wise sayings by Rita Rudner

   Friendship is Love, without his wings.
 ~saying about wise by Lord Byron, L'Amitiť est l'Amour sans Ailes

   Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.
 ~quote about Dieting by Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
 ~quotes on Mothers Day by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
 ~sayings on Diplomacy by Daniele Vare

   In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.
 ~quotations on Society by Robert Greene Ingersoll, The New Testament, Some Reasons Why, 1881

   The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable.
 ~funny wise sayings by Joseph Roux

   I hate music, especially when it's played.
 ~saying about wise by Jimmy Durante

   Children have more need of models than of critics.
 ~quote about Parenting by Carolyn Coats, Things Your Dad Always Told You But You Didn't Want to Hear

   I don't rent space to anyone in my head.
 ~quotes on Conformity by Anonymous man on Candid Camera, answering Allen Funt's question about why he had not gotten upset

Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Love Quotes
Cute Quotes
Funny Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes

Self Improvements and Personal Growth Quotations
* great inspirational quotes ** free inspirational quote ** motivational sayings for child ** christian friendship quotes ** funny political quote ** funny confucius quotes ** love life relationship quote ** love and basketball movie quotes ** romantic quote and sayings ** cute friend quotes ** funny saying about teacher ** funny sayings about work ** funny good bye quotes ** inspirational quotes for volunteer ** motivational life quote ** friendship quotes site ** funny seinfeld quote ** dumb and dumber movie quotes ** inspirational thought and quotes ** cute love saying ** funny t shirt sayings and picture ** funny love quote and saying ** find famous einstein quotes ** inspirational saying for teacher ** inspirational words for today ** falling in love quotes ** best love sayings ** famous movie quotes *

Receive funny wise sayings of the Day

Free inspirational quotations in your email every day.
Your Name:

Your Email:

Email Type:

 Search Quotes
 Popular Search
 Love Saying
 Wise Quote
 Wise Words
 Famous Saying

 All Quotes Link!
 Motivational Quotes Links
 Motivational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Sayings Links
 Inspirational Quotes Links
 Inspirational Quotations Links
 Inspirational Messages Links
 Inspirational Words Links
 Famous Quotes Links
 Famous Sayings Links
 Funny Sayings Links
 Funny Quotes Links
 Love Quotes Links
 Love Sayings Links
 Good Quotes Links

funny ass saying
funny quotes about guys
funny t-shirt saying
funny sarcastic saying
famous sayings about saving
love quotes and saying
inspirational quote poster
quotes on finding love
birthday inspirational words
wrestling inspirational sayings
inspirational bible quotation
famous saying mark twain
funny sayings about man
bye good love one sayings
funny ass quote
free greeting cards with inspirational messages
funny good bye saying
funny baby saying shirt
funny wedding saying
card love sayings

Motivational BLOG
Inspirational Quotes
Motivational Quotes
Famous quotes
Love quotes
Cool quotes
Cute quotes
Funny quotes
quotable quotes
life quotes
birthday quotes sayings
inspiring quotes
leadership quotes
teamwork quotes
graduation quotes
wedding quotes