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   It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
 ~quote about Proverbs by

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   Happiness is the natural flower of duty.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Phillips Brooks

   If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.
 ~sayings on Wise Words by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   How hard it is to escape from places. However carefully one goes they hold you - you leave little bits of yourself fluttering on the fences - like rags and shreds of your very life.
 ~quotations on Places by Katherine Mansfield

   She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
 ~funny wise sayings by Evelyn Waugh

   Oh, Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry a future Ghost within us; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!
 ~saying about wise by Thomas Carlyle

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   Waste not the smallest thing created, for grains of sand make mountains, and atomies infinity. Waste not the smallest time in imbecile infirmity, for well thou knowest that seconds form eternity.
 ~quote about Carpe Diem by E. Knight

   It takes more strength of character to withstand good fortune than bad.
 ~quotes on Miscellaneous by La Rochefoucauld, Reflections, 1665

   I love the confidence that makeup gives me
 ~sayings on Celebrity by Tyra Banks

   You can out-distance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Rwandan Proverb

   A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
 ~funny wise sayings by Author Unknown

   Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taughtAcademy, n.: A modern school where football is taught
 ~saying about wise by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is.
 ~quote about Feminism by Carl Sandburg

   Peace comes from within: Do not seek it without.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Buddha

   Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.
 ~sayings on Clothing by Author Unknown

   I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.
 ~quotations on Religion by Tony Kushner, Angels in America

   You think you are killing me. I think you are committing suicide.
 ~funny wise sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
 ~saying about wise by W.C. Fields

   In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge.
 ~quote about Sleep by Colette

   We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.
 ~quotes on Death by Marcel Proust

   A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
 ~sayings on Cats by Hazel Nicholson

   Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
 ~quotations on School by P.J. O'Rourke

   May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live
 ~funny wise sayings by Robert A. Heinlein

   I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.
 ~saying about wise by Abraham Lincoln

   The greatest enemy of any one of our truths may be the rest of our truths.
 ~quote about Truth by William James

   Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by George Orwell, Animal Farm

   Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
 ~sayings on Courage by John Wayne

   The basic principles of success have been passed on to us by men who came before us.
 ~quotations on Career by

   To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
 ~funny wise sayings by George Santayana

   Its’ not our drinking that gets us stinking; It’s our stinking thinking that gets us drinking.
 ~saying about wise by

   More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
 ~quote about Marriage by Doug Larson

   Our names are labels, plainly printed on the bottled essence of our past behavior.
 ~quotes on Integrity by Logan Pearsall Smith

   It is not impossibilities which fill us with the deepest despair, but possibilities which we have failed to realize.
 ~sayings on Miscellaneous by Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972

   Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
 ~quotations on Women by Oscar Wilde

   There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
 ~funny wise sayings by Robert Benchley

   One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides.
 ~saying about wise by W.E. Johns, The Passing Show

   If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it.
 ~quote about Conformity by S.I. Hayakawa

   My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
 ~quotes on Marriage by Jerry Hall

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