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   Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance that someday the sunken fact will rip the bottom out of their boat.
 ~quote about Reason by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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   Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart of man go together.
 ~quotes on Art by John Ruskin

   Waste No Time, Do It Now!
 ~sayings on Proverbs by

   A number of moralists condemn lotteries and refuse to see anything noble in the passion of the ordinary gambler. They judge gambling as some atheists judge religion, by its excesses.
 ~quotations on Gambling by Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1832

   You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
 ~funny witty quote by Albert Camus

   The thoughts of Plato and Machiavelli... don't seem quite enough armor for a world beset with splitting the atoms, urban guerrillas, nineteen varieties of psychotherapists, amplified guitars, napalm, computers, astronauts, and an atmosphere polluted simultaneously with auto exhaust and TV commercials.
 ~saying about witty by John Fischer

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   When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
 ~quote about Funny Quotes by Gracie Allen

   To this principle of vanity, which philosophers call a mean one, and which I do not, I owe a great part of the figure which I have made in life.
 ~quotes on Vanity by Lord Chesterfield

   What art offers is space - a certain breathing room for the spirit.
 ~sayings on Art by John Updike

   It is no use waiting for your ship to come in unless you have sent one out.
 ~quotations on Living by Belgian

   Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
 ~funny witty quote by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Browne

   My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
 ~saying about witty by George Bernard Shaw

   Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
 ~quote about Art by George Jean Nathan, House of Satan

   Let us a little permit Nature to take her own way; she better understands her own affairs than we.
 ~quotes on Environment by Michel de Montaigne, translated

   The truth is more important than the facts.
 ~sayings on Famous Saying by Frank Lloyd Wright

   It is not down in any map; true places never are.
 ~quotations on Travel by Herman Melville

   I thank Thee first because I was never robbed before; second, because although they took my purse they did not take my life; third, because although they took my all, it was not much; and fourth because it was I who was robbed, and not I who robbed.
 ~funny witty quote by Matthew Henry

   It is all very well to say that a man should play for the pure love of the game. Perhaps he ought, but to the working man it is impossible.
 ~saying about witty by J.J. Bentley

   Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind.
 ~quote about Happiness by John Stuart Mill, Utilitarianism, 1863

   Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.
 ~quotes on Passion by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
 ~sayings on Food by Author Unknown

   A man might pass for insane who should see things as they are.
 ~quotations on Sanity by William Ellery Channing

   Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
 ~funny witty quote by Lily Tomlin

   There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clergyman.
 ~saying about witty by Victor Hugo

   I had a lover's quarrel with the world.
 ~quote about Adversity by Robert Frost, The Lesson for Today, 1942

   If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger?
 ~quotes on Knowledge by Thomas Henry Huxley

   Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel.
 ~sayings on Baseball by Roger Simon, 1988

   Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.
 ~quotations on Simplicity by William Morris

   Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed
 ~funny witty quote by D.H. Lawrence

   The important thing is not to stop questioning
 ~saying about witty by Albert Einstein

   Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly.
 ~quote about Philosophical by Edward Albee

   The smart way to knock a chip off a man’s shoulder is to pat him on the back.
 ~quotes on Emotions by

   We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
 ~sayings on Intelligence by Albert Einstein

   Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
 ~quotations on Gifts by Author Unknown

   Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
 ~funny witty quote by Abraham Flexner

   Science is built up of facts, as a house is built of stones; but an accumulation of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.
 ~saying about witty by Henri Poincaré, Science and Hypothesis, 1905

   Writing became such a process of discovery that I couldn't wait to get to work in the morning: I wanted to know what I was going to say.
 ~quote about Writing by Sharon O'Brien

   Some people think that prayer just means asking for things, and if they fail to receive exactly what they asked for, they think the whole thing is a fraud.
 ~quotes on Prayer by Gerald Vann

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