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   We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's.
 ~quote about Living by Henry Ward Beecher

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   If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates
 ~quotes on Election Day by Jay Leno

   I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of light and speech, and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear
 ~sayings on Love Quotes by George Eliot

   Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
 ~quotations on Curmudgeons by Author Unknown

   Are we not like two volumes of one book?
 ~funny witty quotes by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

   Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit.
 ~saying about witty by Jonathan Winters

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   Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for
 ~quote about Adversity by Stanislaus I, Maxims

   Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
 ~quotes on Baseball by Jackie Robinson

   The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.
 ~sayings on Advice by Author Unknown

   Except a living man there is nothing more wonderful than a book! A message to us from the dead, - from human souls whom we never saw, who lived perhaps thousands of miles away; and yet these, on those little sheets of paper, speak to us, teach us, comfort us, open their hearts to us as brothers.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Charles Kingsley

   There is more to life than increasing its speed.
 ~funny witty quotes by Mohandas K. Gandhi

   Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.
 ~saying about witty by Alexander Pope, Epilogue to the Satires, 1738

   The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
 ~quote about Miscellaneous by Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes

   It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused.
 ~quotes on Self by Marcel Proust

   We kind o' thought Christ went agin war an' pillage.
 ~sayings on War by James Russell Lowell

   Taxes grow without rain.
 ~quotations on Taxes by Jewish Proverb

   I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
 ~funny witty quotes by Earl Warren

   We have met the enemy and they are us!
 ~saying about witty by Walt Kelly, Pogo, 1971

   Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
 ~quote about Anniversaries by Author Unknown

   A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.
 ~quotes on Teachers by Louis A. Berman

   Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
 ~sayings on Gratitude by William Arthur Ward

   Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.
 ~quotations on Memory by Seneca

   It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.
 ~funny witty quotes by Earl of Chesterfield

   You cannot step into the same river twice.
 ~saying about witty by Heraclitus, in Diogenes Laertius, Lives

   A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
 ~quote about Sisters by Marion C. Garretty

   They say that something as small as a butterfly beating its wings in China can cause a hurricane in America, so maybe we should go to China and kill all the butterflies, just to be safe
 ~quotes on Butterfly by Ken Advent

   The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
 ~sayings on Career by Buddha

   Try notDo or do notThere is no try
 ~quotations on Graduation by Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back

   Squeezing our money out of politicians is more difficult than squeezing blood from a turnip. To paraphrase an Oscar Hammerstein love song, once they have found a way to take our money, they never let it go
 ~funny witty quotes by Cal Thomas

   Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe
 ~saying about witty by Unknown

   A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
 ~quote about Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   [U]sefulness is happiness, and... all other things are but incidental.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Lydia Maria Child, The American Frugal Housewife, 1829

   True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost
 ~sayings on Friends by Charles Caleb Colton

   If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you
 ~quotations on Graduation by Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961

   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 ~funny witty quotes by Will Rogers

   It is better to drink of deep griefs than to taste shallow pleasures.
 ~saying about witty by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823

   The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
 ~quote about Jobs by Robert Frost

   I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.
 ~quotes on Telephones by Fred Couples

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