Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
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A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers.
~quotes on Government by Jay Leno Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.
~sayings on Sex by Author Unknown Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
~quotations on Funny Quotes by Gallagher For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
~good aim profile quote by Clifton Fadiman A friend is a brother who was once a bother.
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How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it.
~quote about Attitude by George Alliston The trouble with simple living is that, though it can be joyful, rich, and creative, it isn't simple.
~quotes on Simplicity by Doris Janzen Longacre If God had been a Liberal there wouldn't have been Ten Commandments, there would have been Ten Suggestions.
~sayings on Politics by Malcolm Bradbury, After Dinner Game, 1982 Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
~quotations on Food by Author Unknown Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
~good aim profile quote by Henry David Thoreau When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves.
~saying about aim profile by David Orr The lost leaves measure our years; they are gone as the days are gone.
~quote about Age by Richard Jefferies, The Life of the Fields, 1908 What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
~quotes on America by Will Rogers Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
~sayings on Self Discipline by Brian Tracy I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.
~quotations on Letters by Henry David Thoreau, Walden I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust, and when sometimes I have stolen forth for a walk at the eleventh hour of four o'clock in the afternoon, too late to redeem the day, when the shades of night were already beginning to be mingled with the daylight, have felt as if I had committed some sin to be atoned for.
~good aim profile quote by Henry David Thoreau Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.
~saying about aim profile by Planned Parenthood advertisement History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
~quote about History by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Mathematics are well and good but nature keeps dragging us around by the nose.
~quotes on Math by Albert Einstein No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy
~sayings on Women's Greetings by Henry Kissinger Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals
~quotations on Basketball by James Naismith Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
~good aim profile quote by Erich Fromm We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could.
~saying about aim profile by James Cromwell We visit others as a matter of social obligation. How long has it been since we have visited with ourselves?
~quote about Solitude by Morris Adler I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech-tree, or a yellow birch, or an old acquaintance among the pines.
~quotes on Trees by Henry David Thoreau I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
~sayings on Drugs by Keith Richards A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
~quotations on Kisses by Helen Rowland Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
~good aim profile quote by Eleanor Roosevelt United States!... Go put your creed into your deed.
~saying about aim profile by Ralph Waldo Emerson My mind's terrain has become exceedingly rough. Emotional scars are changing my internal geography faster than the mapmaker can keep pace. Wrong turns and dead ends abound, and I'm afraid someday I'll drown in a river I didn't know was there.
~quote about Curmudgeons by D.H. Mondfleur Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.
~quotes on Age by François La Rochefoucauld Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
~sayings on Famous Saying by Oscar Levant Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure.
~quotations on Failure by Kenneth Boudling The shadows: some hide, others reveal.
~good aim profile quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
~saying about aim profile by Michelangelo Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation... tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation.
~quote about Environment by Jean Arp Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
~quotes on Smoking by George D. Prentice
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