You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
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Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none.
~quotes on Religion by Friedrich Nietzche, Human, All Too Human, 1879 A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
~sayings on Perspective by Bill Vaughan Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts
~quotations on Housewarming by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. When there's no one to blame and no one to complain to, there’s a tremendous sense of potential. If you don’t like your life the way it is, then change it.
~good friend quotes by Nisandeh Neta A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.
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We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves.
~quote about Self by Jean Guitton Problems are messages
~quotes on Adversity by Shakti Gawain Nonviolence doesn't always work - but violence never does.
~sayings on Violence by Madge Micheels-Cyrus The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
~quotations on Men by Author Unknown A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.real friend says, What's new with you?
~good friend quotes by Unknown Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
~saying about friend by Michel de Montaigne As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.
~quote about Beauty by Ralph Waldo Emerson Most people's religion is what they want to believe, not what they do believe.
~quotes on Religion by Luther Burbank, Why I Am an Infidel No man is above the law and no man below it.
~sayings on Human Rights by Theodore Roosevelt Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings.
~quotations on Life by From the movie Mansfield Park Football is the opera of the people.
~good friend quotes by Stafford Heginbotham, 1985 Fieldes have eies and woods have eares.
~saying about friend by John Heywood, 1565 So long as all the increased wealth which modern progress brings goes but to build up great fortunes, to increase luxury and make sharper the contrast between the House of Have and the House of Want, progress is not real and cannot be permanent.
~quote about Prosperity by Henry George, Progress and Poverty, 1879 It takes a lot of work from the face to let out a smile, but just think what good smiling can bring to the most important muscle of the body... the heart.
~quotes on Smiles by Author Unknown Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.
~sayings on Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 All great truths begin as blasphemies.
~quotations on Truth by George Bernard Shaw, Annajanska, 1919 It is only in the country that we can get to know a person or a book.
~good friend quotes by Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave, 1945 How vast an estate it is that we came into as the intellectual heirs of all the watchers and searchers and thinkers and singers of the generations that are dead! What a heritage of stored wealth! What perishing poverty of mind we should be left in without it!
~saying about friend by J.N. Larned When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
~quote about Crying by Kahlil Gibran A history in which every particular incident may be true may on the whole be false.
~quotes on History by Thomas Babington Macaulay Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
~sayings on Funny Saying by Oscar Levant History being the record of human action is a richly variegated material, and it is not easy to give a true impression of the stuff by snipping off an inch or two for a pattern.
~quotations on History by Cicely Veronica Wedgwood, Truth and Opinion On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
~good friend quotes by Curtis McDougall A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.
~saying about friend by Henry H. Williams Idle people, or those without goals, soon tired of their own company.
~quote about Self Improvement by There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
~quotes on Famous Saying by Flannery O'Connor The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.
~sayings on Prejudice by Ralph W. Sockman [P]oets are masters of us ordinary men, in knowledge of the mind, because they drink at streams which we have not yet made accessible to science.
~quotations on Poetry by Sigmund Freud There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
~good friend quotes by Author Unknown The expendability factor has increased by being transferred from the specialised, scarce and expensively trained military personnel to the amorphous civilian population. American strategists have calculated the proportion of civilians killed in this century's major wars. In the First World War 5 per cent of those killed were civilians, in the Second World War 48 per cent, while in a Third World War 90-95 per cent would be civilians.
~saying about friend by Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
~quote about Kisses by Ladies Home Journal, 1948 God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
~quotes on Heartache by Author Unknown
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