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   The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a courtroom, be he any color of the rainbow, but people have a way of carrying their resentments right into a jury box. As you grow older, you'll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don't you forget it - whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash.
 ~quote about Racism by Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

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   I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Gilda Radner

   Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.
 ~sayings on Boldness by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Imaginary gardens with real toads in them.
 ~quotations on Poetry by Marianne Moore's definition of poetry, Poetry, Collected Poems, 1951

   Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.
 ~good funny quote by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Inscription on the Monument of a Newfoundland Dog

   Test of right and wrong: Does it do the greatest good to the greatest number?
 ~saying about good by

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   It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
 ~quote about Perspective by Mexican Proverb

   Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own.
 ~quotes on Science by Bertrand Russell, What I Believe, 1925

   I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
 ~sayings on Travel by George Bernard Shaw

   By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
 ~quotations on New Job Congrats by Robert Frost

   Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them.
 ~good funny quote by Aldous Huxley

   Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
 ~saying about good by Albert Camus

   If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment ... that was it
 ~quote about Movie by Jack Sparrow

   Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
 ~quotes on Life by Charles Schulz

   I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little further down our particular path than we have gone ourselves
 ~sayings on Books by E. M. Forster

   Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause it's too hard to fit 'Oil and Petro-Chemical Refinery State' on a license plate
 ~quotations on Celebrity by Sandra Bullock

   It is pleasant to be transferred from an office where one is afraid of a sergeant-major into an office where one can intimidate generals, and perhaps this is why history is so attractive to the more timid among us. We can recover self-confidence by snubbing the dead.
 ~good funny quote by E.M. Forster, Abinger Harvest

   To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.
 ~saying about good by Jorge Luis Borges, Labyrinthes, 1962

   In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
 ~quote about Travel by Robert Benchley

   The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich. Consequently, the modern poor are not pitied... but written off as trash. The twentieth-century consumer economy has produced the first culture for which a beggar is a reminder of nothing.
 ~quotes on Consumerism by John Berger

   The formula two and two make five is not without its attractions.
 ~sayings on Reality by Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from the Underground, 1864

   Deliberate cruelty to our defenceless and beautiful little cousins is surely one of the meanest and most detestable vices of which a human being can be guilty.
 ~quotations on Animal Rights by William Ralph Inge

   A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
 ~good funny quote by Fred Allen

   Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.
 ~saying about good by Aunt Bee Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show

   You mean like a book?
 ~quote about Books by Justin Timberlake

   I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.
 ~quotes on Curmudgeons by Fred Couples

   I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
 ~sayings on Kisses by Barbara Bush

   Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fallCount your life with smiles and not the tears that roll
 ~quotations on Adversity by Author Unknown

   Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
 ~good funny quote by Greg, age 8

   The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens.
 ~saying about good by Author Unknown

   The poet, as everyone knows, must strike his individual note sometime between the ages of fifteen and twenty-five. He may hold it a long time, or a short time, but it is then that he must strike it or never. School and college have been conducted with the almost express purpose of keeping him busy with something else till the danger of his ever creating anything is past.
 ~quote about Poetry by Robert Frost

   Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
 ~quotes on Arbor Day by Cree Indian Proverb

   Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals.
 ~sayings on Vegetarianism by Finley Peter Dunne

   But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
 ~quotations on Religion by Mark Twain

   If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
 ~good funny quote by Henry Fielding

   Our concern is not how to worship in the catacombs but how to remain human in the skyscrapers.
 ~saying about good by Abraham Joshua Heschel

   This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
 ~quote about Government by Will Rogers

   We do not do what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.
 ~quotes on Carpe Diem by Jean Paul Sartre, Situations, 1939

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