There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
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To the aesthete it is an art form, an athletic ballet. To the spiritually inclined it is a religion.
~quotes on Soccer by Paul Gardner If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
~sayings on Funny Quotes by Dick Cavett In the hope to meet, Shortly again, and make our absence sweet.
~quotations on Missing You by Ben Jonson The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.
~good movie quote by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950 My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film
~quote about Boredom by enelope Lombard It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.
~quotes on Jealousy by Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957 There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
~sayings on Anger by Alexandre Dumas Healthy people are invalids who don't know it.
~quotations on Health by Jules Romains, Dr. Knock, 1923 We find comfort in those who agree with us, but growth in those who don’t agree.
~good movie quote by Half the interest of a garden is the constant exercise of the imagination.
~saying about movie by Mrs. C.W. Earle, Pot-Pourri from a Surrey Garden, 1897 (Thank you, Jessica.) Although I am almost illiterate mathematically, I grasped very early in life that any one who can count to ten can count upward indefinitely if he is fool enough to do so.
~quote about Math by Robertson Davies, Of the Conservation of Youth, The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one
~quotes on Books by Robert Byrne Without labor nothing prospers.
~sayings on Labor by Sophocles It seems a long time since the morning mail could be called correspondence.
~quotations on Letters by Jacques Barzun, God's Country and Mine, 1954 A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.
~good movie quote by Martin H. Fischer We're finally going to get the bill for the Industrial Age. If the projections are right, it's going to be a big one: the ecological collapse of the planet.
~saying about movie by Jeremy Rifkin, World Press Review, 30 December 1989 Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
~quote about Home by Christian Morgenstern There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.
~quotes on Hope by Edgar Howe Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed his hands in the edge of an Arizona thunder shower without wetting his cuffs seems almost credible.
~sayings on Arizona by Administration in the State of Arizona, U.S. public relief program, 1935-1943 Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
~quotations on Sex by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 A man who has no office to go to - I don't care who he is - is a trial of which you can have no conception.
~good movie quote by George Bernard Shaw [Psychoanalysis] is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
~saying about movie by Karen Horney, Our Inner Conflicts, 1945 My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass. We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys.
~quote about Fathers by Harmon Killebrew You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job
~quotes on For a Friend by Laurence J. Peter Procrastination is something best put off until tomorrow.
~sayings on Procrastination by Gerald Vaughan I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough
~quotations on Celebrity by Sharon Stone Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
~good movie quote by Author unknown, supposedly from a Washington Post reader submission word contest in which readers we I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
~saying about movie by John F. Kennedy It has been left to our generation to discover that you can move heaven and earth to save five minutes and then not have the faintest idea what to do with them when you have saved them.
~quote about Haste by C.E.M. Joad Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote
~quotes on Election Day by George Jean Nathan To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems
~sayings on Party Invitations by Homer Simpson You can't fall off the floor.
~quotations on Philosophical by Author Unknown There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself
~good movie quote by John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994 If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
~saying about movie by Edgar Watson Howe How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.
~quote about Math by Author Unknown If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
~quotes on Smiles by Andy Rooney
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