It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
~quote about Religion by G.K. Chesterton
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~quotes on Religion by Anne Lamott Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
~sayings on Grandparents by Doug Larson When the wine goes in, strange things come out
~quotations on Party Invitations by Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799 All the mistakes I make arise from forsaking my own station and trying to see the object from another person's point of view.
~good song quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.
~saying about song by Clarence Budington Kelland
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~quote about Death by Sir Winston Churchill Nurses can take the pressure.
~quotes on Nurses by Author Unknown All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
~sayings on Attitude by Martin Luther King, Jr. The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting.
~quotations on Marriage by Michel de Montaigne Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
~good song quotes by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968 Flip yoga backwards, throw in an n, and you've got agony.
~saying about song by The Quote Garden I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
~quote about Computers by Author Unknown Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them
~quotes on Business by W. Edwards Deming I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
~sayings on Chakras by Henry David Thoreau When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.
~quotations on God by Author Unknown Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
~good song quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
~saying about song by Charles Pierce, 1980 Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
~quote about Living by Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
~quotes on Promises by Edgar Watson Howe Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
~sayings on Self Improvement by No man does right by a woman at a party.
~quotations on Parties by Harry Golden By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man.
~good song quotes by Owen Felltham The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
~saying about song by Author Unknown I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
~quote about Quotations by Michel De Montaigne Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
~quotes on Hockey by Wayne Gretzky Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children
~sayings on Mothers Day by Marilyn Penland If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
~quotations on Speaking by Austin O'Malley Lady Liberty needs glasses
~good song quotes by Tupac Shakur Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.
~saying about song by John Dewey Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
~quote about Attitude by Robert Brault Don't think you're on the right road just because it’s a well-beaten path.
~quotes on Conformity by Author Unknown War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?
~sayings on Homosexuality by The Value of Families Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations.
~quotations on Attitude by Edward de Bono, Observer, 12 June 1977 There is always something left to love. And if you haven't learned that, you ain't learned nothing
~good song quotes by Lorraine Hansberry My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated
~saying about song by Tupac Shakur Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
~quote about Virtue by Henry David Thoreau Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
~quotes on Feminism by Author Unknown
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