Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
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The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country.
~quotes on Water by Author Unknown Someone might say of me that I have only made a bouquet of other people's flowers here, having supplied nothing of my own but the thread to bind them.
~sayings on Quotations by Michel de Montaigne Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
~quotations on Food by Sandra Boynton Leadership: the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
~good times quotes by Dwight D. Eisenhower If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.
~quote about Civil Disobedience by Clarence Darrow He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner.
~quotes on Action by Benjamin Franklin The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
~sayings on American football by Phyllis Diller Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
~quotations on Religion by Seneca the Younger Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind.
~good times quotes by Thomas Jefferson Irons rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
~saying about times by Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks, 1508 Always verify your quotations.
~quote about Quotations by Martin Joseph Routh, also sometimes quoted as your references or your sources It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge
~quotes on Graduation by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951 The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
~sayings on Mothers by Honoré de Balzac A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.
~quotations on History by Richard Reeves Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
~good times quotes by Buddha The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
~saying about times by Erma Bombeck This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
~quote about Humor by George Burns I want a man who's kind and understandingIs that too much to ask of a millionaire?
~quotes on Women's Greetings by Zsa Zsa Gabor Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science
~sayings on Columbus Day by Edmund Arthur Helps Art is a kind of illness.
~quotations on Art by Giacomo Puccini By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~good times quotes by Socrates Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
~saying about times by Dr. Floyd Martinson Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
~quote about Light by Maurice Freehill The worst fate of a poet is to be admired without being understood.
~quotes on Poetry by Jean Cocteau, Le Rappel á l'ordre, 1926 Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.
~sayings on Golf by Burt Shotten We need not join the mad rush to purchase an earthly fallout shelter. God is our eternal fallout shelter.
~quotations on God by Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963 A poem begins with a lump in the throat.
~good times quotes by Robert Frost If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.
~saying about times by Author Unknown Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
~quote about Living by The course of life is unpredictable... no one can write his autobiography in advance.
~quotes on Future by Abraham Joshua Heschel There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
~sayings on Men by Steve Martin Remember, a real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.
~quotations on Maturing Altruistically by Anthony Robbins Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
~good times quotes by Henry Van Dyke Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: That you are dreadfully like other people.
~saying about times by James Russell Lowell, Democracy Address, Birmingham, England, 6 October 1884 Two-legged creatures we are supposed to love as we love ourselves. The four-legged, also, can come to seem pretty important. But six legs are too many from the human standpoint.
~quote about Insects by Joseph W. Krutch The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
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