The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunkThis drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to
~quote about New Year by P.J. O'Rourke
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~quotes on Summer by Aldo Leopold As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
~sayings on Time by Henry David Thoreau, Economy, Walden, 1854 In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
~quotations on Justice by Lenny Bruce I'll be the in to your sane.
~graduation inspirational messages by Numan Charm - which means the power to effect work without employing brute force - is indispensable to women. Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm.
~saying about graduation messages by Havelock Ellis
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~quote about Conformity by Doug Floyd However many holy words you read,However many you speak,What good will they do, If you do not act on upon them?
~quotes on Living by Buddha We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
~sayings on Civilization by Syrus It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.
~quotations on Happiness by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard Every creatures stalks some other, and catches it, and is caught.
~graduation inspirational messages by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Baseball is a game dominated by vital ghosts; it's a fraternity, like no other we have of the active and the no longer so, the living and the dead.
~saying about graduation messages by Richard Gilman Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
~quote about Effort by Author Unknown The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
~quotes on Trees by Nelson Henderson Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking.
~sayings on Conformity by Alfred North Whitehead When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.
~quotations on Humility by Mary H. Waldrip Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
~graduation inspirational messages by Bill Vaughan For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
~saying about graduation messages by Jay Leno If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~quote about Alcohol by Dean Martin The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.
~quotes on Driving by Charles M. Allen Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
~sayings on Friendship by Francesco Guicciardini What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
~quotations on America by Hansell B. Duckett Some folks never exaggerate - they just remember big.
~graduation inspirational messages by Attributed to Audrey Snead Events in the past may roughly be divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
~saying about graduation messages by W.R. Inge, Assessments and Anticipations The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.
~quote about Debt by Author Unknown Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
~quotes on Election Day by Oscar Ameringer Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
~sayings on Friendship by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
~quotations on Cinema by Jessamyn West Books are easy to find and easy to buy. A paperback these days only costs six or seven dollars. You can borrow that from your kids
~graduation inspirational messages by Jim Rohn A good book should leave you... slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it.
~saying about graduation messages by William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958 Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.
~quote about Libraries by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams Are we not like two volumes of one book?
~quotes on Commitment Ceremonies by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
~sayings on Dieting by Dr. Wayne Callaway One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop.
~quotations on Housework by G.M. Weilacher In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.
~graduation inspirational messages by Catherine Killigrew Shera's Two Laws of Cataloging: Law #1, No cataloger will accept the work of any other cataloger. Law #2: No cataloger will accept his/her own work six months after the cataloging.
~saying about graduation messages by Jesse Shera, 1977 Later never exists.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Author Unknown For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.
~quotes on Light by Peace Pilgrim
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