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      I've been on a constant diet for the last two decadesI've lost a total of 789 poundsBy all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet
Author: Erma Bombeck

      Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepareThey are consumed in twelve minutesHalf-times take twelve minutesThis is not coincidence
Author: Erma Bombeck

      You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets
Author: Erma Bombeck
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      A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween
Author: Erma Bombeck

      If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead
Author: Erma Bombeck

      If you can laugh at it, you can live with it
Author: Erma Bombeck

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|Fred Small||Fred Dehner||Fred Barling, "Humorscope"||Fred Allen|
|Franklin Thomas||Franklin P. Jones||Franklin P. Adams||Franklin Knight Lane|
|Franklin D. Roosevelt||Frank Zappa||Frank Tyger||Frank Sullivan|
|Frank Outlaw||Frank N. Ikard, North American Wildlife and Natural Resources Conference, Houston, March 1968||Frank McKinney Hubbard||Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard|
|Frank Loyd Wright||Frank Lloyd.||Frank Lloyd Wright||Frank A. Clark|
|Francoise Sagan||Francois-Auguste Rodin||Francois Mocuriac||Francois Mauriac|
|François Fénelon||Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, translated from French||Francois De La Rochefoucauld||Francis Scott Key, The Star-Spangled Banner|
|Francis Marion Crawford||Francis John McConnell||Francis Ford Coppola||Francis C. Farley|
|Francis Bellamy, The Youth's Companion, 8 September 1892||Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625||Francis Bacon||Francis A. Walker|
|Frances Ward Weller||Fran Lebowitz, "Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981||Fran Lebowitz||Fox Mulder|
|Fortune Cookie||Forrest Gump||Football||Florence Littauer|
|Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker||Flannery O'Connor||Fiona MacLeod||Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Philosophy, 1900|
|Finley Peter Dunne||Felix Frankfurter||Felicia D. Hemas||Fast Food #1!|
|Faith Whittlesey||Faith Baldwin||F. W. Robertson||F. Scott Fitzgerald|
|Everett McKinley Dirksen||Evelyn Waugh||Eve Merriam||Eva Gabor|
|Euripides||Eudora Welty||Ethel Barrymore||Ethan Daniel|
|Ernest Lawrence||Ernest Hemingway||Erma Bombeck, I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression||Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981|
|Erma Bombeck||Erich Segal||Erich Fromm||Erica Jong|
|Eric S. Raymond||Eric Hoffer||Epitaph of Winifred Holtby||Epictetus|
|Enoch Powell||enid blyton||Enid Bagnold||enelope Lombard|
|Emory Austin||Emmylou Harris||Emmet Fox||Emma Stacey|
|Emma Goldman||Eminem||Emily Kimbrough||Emily Dickinson, "Parting"|
|Emily Dickinson||Emily Brontë||Emilio Castelar||Emerson|
|Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977||Elvis Presley||Elmer Davis||Ellie Katz|
|Ellen Parr||Ellen Orleans||Ellen Goodman||Ellen DeGeneres|
|Ella Wheeler Wilcox||Ella Harris||Elizabeth Stone||Elizabeth Kubler-Ross|
|Elizabeth Bowen||Elisabeth Guizot||Elisabeth Foley||Elisabeth|
|Elinor Hoyt Wylie, Angels and Earthly Creatures. One Person. Sonnet XVI||Elinor Goulding Smith||Elie Wiesel|

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