We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the worldIt's called love
Author: Gene Perret Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I"m home - forever."
Author: Gene Perret In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every dayIt's either that or buy a new golf ball
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I enjoy waking up and not having to go to workSo I do it three or four times a day
Author: Gene Perret When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you
Author: Gene Perret I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income
Author: Gene Perret Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf
Author: Gene Perret Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it
Author: Gene Perret Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese
Author: Gene Perret Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet
Author: Gene Perret On the seventh day God restedHis grandchildren must have been out of town
Author: Gene Perret Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents
Author: Gene Perret Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS
Author: Gene Perret Our wedding was many years agoThe celebration continues to this day
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