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 1Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Party Invitations | 2004-07-14 |
      After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi
Author: P.J. O'Rourke

 2Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: New Year | 2004-07-13 |
      The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunkThis drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to
Author: P.J. O'Rourke

 3Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Mothers Day | 2004-06-01 |
      Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
Author: P.J. O'Rourke

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 4Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Christmas | 2002-06-02 |
      Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year
Author: P.J. O'Rourke

 5Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Christmas | 2002-05-16 |
      There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at ChristmastimeMature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them
Author: P.J. O'Rourke

 6Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Baby | 2002-02-08 |
      Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
Author: P.J. O'Rourke


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|Kenyan Proverb||Kent Nerburn||Kenji Miyazawa||Ken Olson|
|Ken Gilbert||Ken Advent||Keith Sullivan||Kay Knudsen|
|Katlyn Scarlett Age 12||Katherine Mansfield||Katherine Lee Bates||Katherine Hepburn|
|Katharine Whitehorn||Katharine Graham||Kate L. Bosher||Karl von Clausewitz|
|Karl Reiland||Karl Menninger||Karl Marx||Karen Ravn|
|Karen Chikodroff||Karel Bruckner||Kareem Abdul-Jabbar||Kaleel Jamison|
|kaleb||Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923||Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet||Kahlil Gibran|
|Kahill Gibran||K. Patricia Cross||Juvenal, Satires||Juvenal (Decimus Junius Juvenalis)|
|Jutice Earl Warren||Justin Winsor||Justin Timberlake||Justice William J. Brennan, for the Majority US Supreme Court Decision, 3 July 1989|
|Julia Peterkin, A Plantation Christmas, 1934||Julia Cameron||Judy Garland||Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975|
|Judith Viorst||Judith Levy||Judith Duerk||"'<>Judith >"'<|
|Josh Billings||Josephine Hart||Joseph Stalin||Joseph Schenck|
|Joseph Joubert||Joseph Epstein||Joseph Drake||Joseph Conrad|
|Joseph B. Wirthlin||Joseph Addison||Josť Narosky||Jose B. Cabajar|
|Jordan Whitehead||Jonathan Woodgate||Jonathan Clements||Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"|
|Jonas Salk||Johnny Giles||Johnny Carson||John Wooden|
|John Wilmot||John Waters, quoted in The Portable Curmudgeon Redux, compiled & edited by Jon Winokur, 1992||John Vance Cheney||John Updike|
|John Taylor||John Sterling||John Steinbeck||John Selden|
|John Ruskin||John Robinson||John Randolph Thompason||John Quincy Adams|
|John Powell||John Muir, 1913, in L.M. Wolfe, ed., John Muir, John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of||John Muir||John Milton|
|John Mendosa||John Mason||John M. Wilson||John Lubbock|
|John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, 1690||John Lennon||John L. Spalding||John Kendrick Bangs|
|John J. Plomp||John Heywood||John Henry Newman||John Gunther|
|John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994||John Glenn||John George Jones||John Gay|
|John Gardner||John G. Pollard||John Fitzgerald Kennedy||John Fiske|
|John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959||John F. Kennedy||John F Kennedy||John Erskine|
|John E. Southard||John Dryden||John Donne||John Dickinson|
|John Dewey, The Quest for Certainty, 1929||John DeLasaux||John Cleese|


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