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      The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't matureMarry a younger one."
Author: Rita Rudner

      Buying something on sale is a very special feelingIn fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to meI have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear itI could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that
Author: Rita Rudner

      I love being marriedIt's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Author: Rita Rudner
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      Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in loveI'd stepped in it a few times
Author: Rita Rudner

      Men reach their sexual peak at eighteenWomen reach theirs at thirty-fiveDo you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Author: Rita Rudner

      It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Author: Rita Rudner

      Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened
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|Dianna Booher||Diane Arbus||Diane Ackerman||Dexter King|
|Devan Penegar||Desmond Tutu||Desiderius Erasmus||Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improv|
|Dennis Miller||Dennis Leary||Dennis Gabor, Inventing the Future, 1963||Dennis A. Peer|
|Denise Levertov||Denis Waitley||Denis Leary||Declaration of Independence|
|Dean Martin||Dawn French||David Wilkerson||David Weatherford|
|David Thomas||David Spade||David Schwimmer||David Myers|
|David Malter in _The Chosen_ by Chaim Potok||David Lloyd George||David Letterman||David Lasater|
|David Grayson||David Ehrenfeld, The Arrogance of Humanism, 1978||David Bristol||David Brin|
|David Brenner||David Boreanaz||David Beckham||Dave Tyson Gentry|
|Dave James||Dave Bristol||Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990||Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"|
|Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"||Dave Barry||Darryl Cherney, quoted in Smithsonian, April 1990||Dante|
|Danny Murtaugh||Danny Kaye||Danny Devito||Danish Proverb|
|Danielle||Daniel Webster||Daniel J. Boorstin||Daniel Berrigan|
|Dan Rather||Dan Heist||Dan Foley||Dan Bennett|
|Damin Dixson||Dale E. Turner||Dale Carnegie||Dalai Lama|
|Daimy Holster||Dag Hammarskjold||dad||D.H. Lawrence|
|D.D. Monroe||D. Elton Trueblood||Cynthia Ozick||Cybil Shepard|
|Curtis Billings||Cullen Hightower||Cree Indian Proverb||Coventry Patmore|
|Coupling, "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat,||Countess of Blessington||Cort Flint||Corinthians|
|Confucius||Computer||Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H||Colley Cibber|
|Colleen McCullough||Colette||Clyde Moore||Clint Sprague|
|Clint Eastwood||Clifton Paul Fadiman||Claudian||Claudette Renner|
|Clarence W. Hall||Clarence Thomas||Clarence Darrow||Clarence Budington Kelland|
|Clare Boothe Luce||Cissy Farenthold||Cindy Crawford||Cicero|
|Churchill||Christopher Teggarty||Christopher Paul Rubero||Christopher Morley|
|Christina Stead||Chris Widener||chris aleke||chris|
|Chinese Proverb||Chinese||China Man||Chili Davis|
|Chief Seattle, 1855||Chief Clancy Wiggum||Chi Chi Rodriguez|

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