The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
~quote about Perfection by Stanley J. RandallMotivational Quotes
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Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Envy is a littleness of soul, which cannot see beyond a certain point, and if it does not occupy the whole space feels itself excluded.
~sayings on Jealousy by William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823 It's easier to tear a hole than to mend one.
~quotations on Proverbs by Russian Proverb Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories
~inspirational away message by John Wilmot The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.
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A true poet does not bother to be poetical. Nor does a nursery gardener scent his roses.
~quote about Poetry by Jean Cocteau To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by William James Men of genius are meteors destined to burn themselves out in lighting up their age.
~sayings on Genius by Napoleon Bonaparte, Discours de Lyon, 1771 Summer set lip to earth's bosom bare,And left the flushed print in a poppy there.
~quotations on Flowers by Francis Thompson, The Poppy, 1891 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
~inspirational away message by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
~saying about away message by Quentin Crisp Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
~quote about Weather by John Ruskin God - but a word invoked to explain the world.
~quotes on Religion by Prat de Lamartine What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.
~sayings on Health by The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
~quotations on Adversity by Rona Barrett Life is the sum of all your choices.
~inspirational away message by Albert Camus You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
~saying about away message by Local Saying A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.
~quote about Golf by Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
~quotes on Marriage by Ogden Nash To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
~sayings on Fear by Bertrand Russell A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
~quotations on Quotations by Lord John Russell It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.
~inspirational away message by Andrew Jackson Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
~saying about away message by Marston Bates Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
~quote about Politics by George Will While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness
~quotes on Creativity by Gilda Radner All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
~sayings on Conformity by Paul Simon Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool.
~quotations on Life by Gioacchino Rossini Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapeless. If it is wakened it takes the form of the waker.
~inspirational away message by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
~saying about away message by George Bernard Shaw Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us.
~quote about Language by Julia Penelope It is a good divine that follows his own instructions.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by William Shakespeare I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
~sayings on Curmudgeons by Fred Allen A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.
~quotations on Food by Martin H. Fischer Why wait when you can create?
~inspirational away message by Nisandeh Neta We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck . . . But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness
~saying about away message by Ellen Goodman Of course the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene ('Yes, yes, YES!' moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture).
~quote about Taxes by Dave Barry The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.
~quotes on Confidence by Andrew Carnegie
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