Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
~quote about Time by Ambrose Bierce
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~quotes on Society by Robert C. Savage, Life Lessons ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works
~sayings on Patriot Day by T.E. Kalem Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
~quotations on Travel by Mark Twain Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless.
~inspirational biblical quotes by B.F.Skinner Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
~saying about biblical by Lao Tzu
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~quote about Humankind by Gilbert Keith Chesterton, The Paradoxes of Christianity, Orthodoxy Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
~quotes on Pregnancy by Rita Rudner Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw.
~sayings on Gardens by Henry David Thoreau Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~quotations on Marriage by Helen Rowland I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
~inspirational biblical quotes by Paula Poundstone O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.
~saying about biblical by Indian Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.
~quote about Vegetarianism by Ingrid Newkirk, National Director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
~quotes on Writing by Isaac Bashevis Singer Minorities are the stars of the firmament; majorities, the darkness in which they float.
~sayings on Conformity by Martin H. Fischer The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time.
~quotations on Poker by David Shoup You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live.
~inspirational biblical quotes by William Shakespeare God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
~saying about biblical by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
~quote about People by Winston Churchill A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
~quotes on Jobs by William C. Feather It’s impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
~sayings on Happiness by Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
~quotations on Humor by I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
~inspirational biblical quotes by 0 I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves - such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty.
~saying about biblical by Albert Einstein, What I Believe, Forum and Century, 1930 The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?
~quote about Philosophical by Chuang Tzu Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~quotes on Marriage by Rita Rudner Friendship is Love, without his wings.
~sayings on Friendship by Lord Byron, L'Amitié est l'Amour sans Ailes Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.
~quotations on Dieting by Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50 I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
~inspirational biblical quotes by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
~saying about biblical by Daniele Vare In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.
~quote about Society by Robert Greene Ingersoll, The New Testament, Some Reasons Why, 1881 The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable.
~quotes on Happiness by Joseph Roux I hate music, especially when it's played.
~sayings on Funny Saying by Jimmy Durante Children have more need of models than of critics.
~quotations on Parenting by Carolyn Coats, Things Your Dad Always Told You But You Didn't Want to Hear I don't rent space to anyone in my head.
~inspirational biblical quotes by Anonymous man on Candid Camera, answering Allen Funt's question about why he had not gotten upset The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
~saying about biblical by John Madden I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker.
~quote about God by Voltaire If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.
~quotes on Parenting by Haim Ginott
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