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 1Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-05-30 |
      I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Author: Oscar Wilde

 2Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-05-29 |
      We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Author: Oscar Wilde

 3Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-05-24 |
      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Author: Oscar Wilde

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 4Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-05-08 |
      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Author: Mark Twain

 5Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-04-29 |
      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Author: Mary Richards

 6Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-04-22 |
      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Author: Groucho Marx

 7Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-04-17 |
      I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Author: Groucho Marx

 8Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-04-12 |
      When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Author: Oscar Levant

 9Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-04-07 |
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Author: Oscar Levant

 10Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-04-02 |
      I am no more humble than my talents require.
Author: Oscar Levant

 11Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-03-28 |
      There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman

 12Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-03-23 |
      Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

 13Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-03-18 |
      Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Author: George Carlin

 14Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-03-12 |
      The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Author: Woody Allen

 15Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1995-03-04 |
      Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Author: Woody Allen

 16Write your comments | Vote |By: Art Buchwald |Category: Humor | 1994-12-12 |
      Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Author: Art Buchwald

 17Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Category: Humor | 1994-11-29 |
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Author: Randy Gilbert

 18Write your comments | Vote |By: Tiara |Category: Humor | 1994-11-28 |
      Jesus is like Sugar..
Author: Carolyn

 19Write your comments | Vote |By: Anatole France |Category: Humor | 1994-11-12 |
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Author: Anatole France

 20Write your comments | Vote |By: Alice Walker |Category: Humor | 1994-11-08 |
      Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Author: Alice Walker

 21Write your comments | Vote |By: Alice Walker |Category: Humor | 1994-11-05 |
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Author: Alice Walker

 22Write your comments | Vote |By: Alan Kay |Category: Humor | 1994-09-28 |
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Author: Alan Kay

 23Write your comments | Vote |By: Alan Kay |Category: Humor | 1994-09-27 |
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Author: Alan Kay

 24Write your comments | Vote |By: Alan Kay |Category: Humor | 1994-09-26 |
      The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Author: Alan Kay

 25Write your comments | Vote |By: makala |Category: Humor | 1994-09-24 |
      Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Author: Melissa Stuart

 26Write your comments | Vote |By: Aesop |Category: Humor | 1994-09-11 |
      We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Author: Aesop

 27Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1994-06-02 |
      Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
Author: 

 28Write your comments | Vote |By: Anne marie |Category: Humor | 1994-04-13 |
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Author: Anne Marie

 29Write your comments | Vote |By: Bucket |Category: Humor | 1994-04-03 |
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Author: Bucket

 30Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Category: Humor | 1994-03-20 |
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Author: Tommy Cooper

 31Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1994-03-08 |
      Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Author: H.L. Mencken

 32Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1994-03-02 |
      Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Author: Frank Zappa

 33Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1994-02-21 |
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Author: George Burns

 34Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1994-02-18 |
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Author: David Letterman

 35Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1994-02-14 |
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Author: Peter O'Toole

 36Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Category: Humor | 1993-12-29 |
      Great experience are even better when they are share!
Author: Calvin

 37Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Category: Humor | 1993-05-14 |
      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
Author: 

 38Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Category: Humor | 1993-05-13 |
      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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 39Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Category: Humor | 1993-05-12 |
      Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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 40Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Category: Humor | 1993-05-11 |
      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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