By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
Author: Robert Frost Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
Author: Douglas Adams To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon
Author: Author Unknown A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time
Author: William C. Feather Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquidsThis attraction is strongest just before an important meeting
Author: Scott Adams I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard workAnd it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time
Author: Bill Gold The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play
Author: Arnold Toynbee Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work
Author: John G. Pollard The brain is a wonderful organIt starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office
Author: Robert Frost If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
Author: Author Unknown Don't worry about people stealing your ideasIf your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats
Author: Howard Aiken Find a job you like and you add five days to every week
Author: H. Jackson Browne Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties
Author: Doug Larson The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish
Author: Fred Barling, "Humorscope"
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