Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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He is a poor son whose sonship does not make him desire to serve all men's mothers.
~quotes on Mothers by Harry Emerson Fosdick To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
~sayings on Life by Samuel Butler Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling.
~quotations on Bicycling by James E. Starrs In every work of genius, we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
~inspirational christian sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self Reliance, Essays, 1841 To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so
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Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm.
~quote about Effort by Sidney J. Phillips It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting.
~quotes on Clothing by Jean Paul Gaultier He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
~sayings on Humility by George Eliot (Marian Evans Cross), Adam Bede, 1859 Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
~quotations on Dieting by Beth McCollister After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
~inspirational christian sayings by W.C. Fields Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
~saying about christian by Anna Fellows Johnston You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
~quote about Writing by Ray Bradbury Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
~quotes on Changes by Bertold Brecht Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
~sayings on Marriage by H.L. Mencken I don't go for this auto-cannibalism. Very damaging.
~quotations on Psychology by Peter O'Toole, on psychoanalysis You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people.
~inspirational christian sayings by Conan O'Brien, 2003 I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
~saying about christian by Andy Warhol The faculty of attention has utterly vanished from the Anglo-Saxon mind, extinguished at its source by the big bayadère of journalism, of the newspaper and the picture magazine which keeps screaming, Look at me. Illustrations, loud simplifications... bill poster advertising - only these stand a chance.
~quote about Media Journalism by Henry James Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
~quotes on Adversity by Garrison Keillor It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.
~sayings on Worry by Josh Billings War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today.
~quotations on War by John F. Kennedy I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
~inspirational christian sayings by Mark Twain The sports page records people's accomplishments; The front page nothing but their failures
~saying about christian by Jutice Earl Warren It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
~quote about Miscellaneous by Howard Ruff, How to Prosper in the Coming Bad Years, 1979 Everything you can imagine is real.
~quotes on Reality by Pablo Picasso In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.
~sayings on Relationships by Linda Ellerbee, Move On: Adventures in the Real World A word is not the same with one writer as with another. One tears it from his guts. The other pulls it out of his overcoat pocket.
~quotations on Writing by Charles Peguy God is innocent. Noah built in a flood plain.
~inspirational christian sayings by Author Unknown No worthwhile book shows its best face in first reading. It requires several. Doubly and triply true of proverbs. Every time we read them we see something we missed before.
~saying about christian by In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
~quote about Dieting by Stephen Phillips It's just life. Just live it.
~quotes on Life by Terri Guillemets Whenever the ball flew toward our goal and a score seemed inevitable, Jesus reached his foot out and cleared the ball.
~sayings on Soccer by Author unknown, from an article in Rio de Janeiro's Jornal dos Sports [T]he ear of jealousy heareth all things.
~quotations on Jealousy by The Bible (Apocrypha), Wisdom of Solomon 1:10 In my friend, I find a second self.
~inspirational christian sayings by Isabel Norton Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
~saying about christian by Alfred Hitchcock It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues.
~quote about Vices by Abraham Lincoln If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
~quotes on Television by Joey Adams
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