A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
~quotes on Humor by George Carlin I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
~sayings on Taxes by Bob Thaves, Frank & Ernest If you love God, burn the church.
~quotations on Religion by Jello Biafra Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
~inspirational football quote by A.A. Milne Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted, than when we read it in the original author?
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Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
~quote about Human Rights by Abraham Lincoln It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
~quotes on College by Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951 The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys.
~sayings on Feminism by Robert Louis Stevenson Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
~quotations on Integrity by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897 If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.
~inspirational football quote by Josh Billings, His Complete Works, 1888 I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.
~saying about football by Bill Veeck The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
~quote about Men by Helen Rowland This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice.
~quotes on Justice by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation!
~sayings on Memorial Day by Thomas William Parsons I walk without flinching through the burning cathedral of the summer. My bank of wild grass is majestic and full of music. It is a fire that solitude presses against my lips.
~quotations on Summer by Violette Leduc, Mad in Pursuit Without freedom, no one really has a name.
~inspirational football quote by Milton Acorda That home made degree D.I.N (do it now) has turn more little shots into big shots - that any college degree.
~saying about football by Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
~quote about Parenting by Erma Bombeck Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry.
~quotes on Feminism by Joan Baez, Sexism Seen but not Heard, Los Angeles Times, 1974 Even God has to practice his putting.
~sayings on Golf by Golf Saying Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
~quotations on Attitude by I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
~inspirational football quote by Jay McInerney Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
~saying about football by Author Unknown The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
~quote about Gambling by Kin Hubbard Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
~quotes on Baseball by Rocky Bridges My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
~sayings on Mothers by Mark Twain The quantum is that embarrassing little piece of thread that always hangs from the sweater of space-time. Pull it and the whole thing unravels.
~quotations on Science by Fred Alan Wolfe, Star Wave: Mind Consciousness of Quantum Physics, 1984 It is not "anti-choice" and "pro-choice" it is "pro-life" and "pro-death"
~inspirational football quote by Unknown Everything is something you decide to do, and there is nothing you have to do.
~saying about football by Denis Waitley Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole.
~quote about Philosophical by Author Unknown Literature is the question minus the answer.
~quotes on Literature by Roland Barthes Let us be thankful for the foolsBut for them the rest of us could not succeed
~sayings on April Fool's Day by Mark Twain Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures
~quotations on Graduation by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book As long as ... record companies are ... keeping people from hearing everything but a few things, then there's got to be another avenue. ... The dam has got to break. People have the power
~inspirational football quote by Emmylou Harris Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America - that we are fixed and certain only when we are in movement.
~saying about football by Thomas Wolfe So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.
~quote about Love by John Milton Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.
~quotes on Anger by Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
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