Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
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For a long life, breakfast like a king; lunch moderately and dine like a pauper.
~quotes on Health by The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them
~sayings on Commitment Ceremonies by Stephen King I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me - American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much.
~quotations on Clothing by Andrée Putman The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.
~inspirational get well messages by Mark Twain When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
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People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa. That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals . . . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances and fall in love
~quote about Dance by Miriam Makeba The worst club in my bag is my brain.
~quotes on Golf by Chris Perry Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.
~sayings on Music by Leigh Hunt To be wronged is a trifle, unless we continue to remember it.
~quotations on Relationship by When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
~inspirational get well messages by Ogden Nash Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
~saying about get well messages by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897 There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
~quote about Gambling by Jack Yelton The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
~quotes on Environment by Ross Perot We can easily manage if we will only take, each day, the burden appointed to it. But the load will be too heavy for us if we carry yesterday's burden over again today, and then add the burden of the morrow before we are required to bear it.
~sayings on Living by John Newton They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
~quotations on Age by Author Unknown A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
~inspirational get well messages by Francis O'Walsh In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time.
~saying about get well messages by Author Unknown The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it
~quote about Groundhog Day by Patrick Young Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.
~quotes on Critics by Mel Brooks Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you
~sayings on Children by Kahlil Gibran No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
~quotations on Government by Abraham Lincoln I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.
~inspirational get well messages by Aristotle Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense.
~saying about get well messages by Henry Miller Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
~quote about Taxes by F.J. Raymond I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that's after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford
~quotes on Celebrity by Cindy Crawford If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
~sayings on Kindness by Thomas Fuller A man is about as happy as he makes up his mind to be
~quotations on Happiness by Abraham Lincoln A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
~inspirational get well messages by Author Unknown If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet.
~saying about get well messages by Neil Simon Sometime in your life, hope that you might see one starved man, the look on his face when the bread finally arrivesHope that you might have baked it or bought or even kneaded it yourselfFor that look on his face, for your meeting his eyes across a piece o
~quote about Sweetest Day by Daniel Berrigan The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality.
~quotes on Animal Rights by Schopenhauer A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
~sayings on Philosophical by Author Unknown I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.
~quotations on Friendship by Blaise Pascal Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
~inspirational get well messages by Franklin P. Jones If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do
~saying about get well messages by Angelina Jolie When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have
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~quotes on Attitude by Maori Proverb
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