Type: Christmas Messages By: Dave Barry Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mallWe traditionally do this in my family by dri
Type: Christmas Messages By: Harlan Miller I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month
Type: Christmas Messages By: Loring A. Schuler For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind
Type: Christmas Messages By: G.K. Chesterton When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas timeWhy are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
Type: Christmas Messages By: Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Type: Christmas Messages By: Author Unknown Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles
Type: Christmas Messages By: David Grayson I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas DayWe try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole yearAs for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the yearAnd thus I drift along into the holida
Type: Christmas Messages By: Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide" In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drankPeople passing each other on the street would say 'M
Type: Christmas Messages By: Hamilton Wright Mabie Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
Type: Christmas Messages By: Katharine Whitehorn From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
Type: Creativity Quotations By: Abraham H. Maslow A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.
Type: Humor Quotations By: Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Type: Bureaucracy Quotations By: Dilbert We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
Type: Missing You Quotations By: Robert Southey No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
Type: Goodbye Quotations By: Robert Southey No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
Type: Funny Quotes Quotations By: David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Type: Baseball Quotations By: George Brett If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect three thousand hits and one thousand errors
Type: Graduation Quotations By: Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back Try notDo or do notThere is no try
Type: Funny Saying Quotations By: Enoch Powell To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Type: Cute Quotations By: Larry King I'm cute in gym shorts! I'm slim and trim, and you'd be impressed - I've good calves
Type: Goodbye Quotations By: Edward Young But fate ordains that dearest friends must part
Type: Friends Quotations By: John Boyle O'Reilly Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
Type: Compassion Quotations By: George MacDonald If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
Type: Thinking of You Quotations By: George MacDonald If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give