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Type: Comedy Messages By: Groucho Marx One day while Groucho Marx was working in his garden (dressed in well-worn gardening attire), a wealthy woman pulled up in a Cadillac and endeavored to persuade the gardener to come and work for her. How much does the lady of the house pay you? she asked. Oh, I don't get paid in dollars, Groucho replied, glancing up. The lady of the house just a lets me sleep with her
Type: Comedy Messages By: Bill Cosby You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it
Type: Comedy Messages By: Steven Wright You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Type: Common sense Messages By: Horace Walpole To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know and the best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it, whatever it is; and despise affectation
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Type: Common sense Messages By: Myrtle Auvil Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent Just common sense and love will do
Type: Common sense Messages By: Voltaire Le sens commun n'est pas si commun (Common sense is not so common)
Type: Common sense Messages By: Beatrice Lillie Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense -- adapting one-self to circumstances -- and a sense of humor
Type: Common sense Messages By: Helen Rowland Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
Type: Common sense Messages By: Franklin D. Roosevelt It is common sense to take a method and try it; if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something
Type: Common sense Messages By: Norman O. Brown In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness
Type: Emotions Quotations By: Bhagavad Gita When meditation is mastered, the mind is unwavering like the flame of a lamp in a windless place.
Type: Patriot Day Quotations By: Author Unknown Some see a hopeless end, while others see an endless hope
Type: Independence Day Quotations By: Joseph Addison Let freedom never perish in your hands
Type: Spirituality Quotations By: Martina McBride Let freedom ring, let the white dove sing, let the weak be strong, let the right be wrong... it's Independence Day
Type: Bureaucracy Quotations By: Dilbert Next week, a doctor with a flashlight shows us where sales projections come from
Type: Love Sayings Quotations By: Thomas A Kempis Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble and attempts what is above its strength
Type: Movie Quotations By: Francis Ford Coppola I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order
Type: Women's Greetings Quotations By: Erma Bombeck I've been on a constant diet for the last two decadesI've lost a total of 789 poundsBy all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet
Type: Bureaucracy Quotations By: Dilbert Ah, sweet cubicle. I have returned from my trip. It's just like being in the womb
Type: Mothers Day Quotations By: William Goldsmith Brown The sweetest sounds to mortals given, Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
Type: Valentine's Day Quotations By: Percy Bysshe Shelley Soul meets soul on lovers' lips
Type: Health Quotations By: Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Type: Retirement Quotations By: Author Unknown Life begins at retirement
Type: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotations By: Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967 When Negroes looked for the second phase, the realization of equality, they found that many of their white allies had quietly disappeared.... To stay murder is not the same thing as to ordain brotherhood
Type: Valentine's Day Quotations By: Oscar Wilde Who, being loved, is poor?
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