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Type: Comedy Messages By: William Arthur Ward A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life
Type: Comedy Messages By: James Thurber Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility
Type: Comedy Messages By: Charlie Chaplin Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
Type: Comedy Messages By: Carol Burnett Comedy is tragedy plus time
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Type: Comedy Messages By: Steven Wright (Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody
Type: Comedy Messages By: Steven Wright I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it
Type: Comedy Messages By: Mel Brooks Humor is just another defense against the universe
Type: Comedy Messages By: Steven Wright Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died
Type: Comedy Messages By: Woody Allen Everybody says that comedy is harder to do. That's become a truism by now, but it's wrong. Comedy is not harder. The hardest thing is to do good work, whatever it is
Type: Comedy Messages By: Lenny Bruce All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world was tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover
Type: Baseball Quotations By: Rogers Hornsby People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring
Type: Celebrity Quotations By: I look at him and he doesn't look anything like me and I think, Am I the mother?Madonna
Type: Motivation Quotations By: Stewart E. White Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you
Type: Dance Quotations By: Robert Fulghum Live a balanced life - Learn some and think some, and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some
Type: Funny Quotes Quotations By: Mel Brooks Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
Type: Baseball Quotations By: Roger Angell in Five Seasons Hold a baseball in your hand ... Feel the ball, turn it over in your hand; hold it across the seam or the other way, with the seam just to the side of your middle finger. Speculation stirs. You want to get outdoors and throw this spare and sensual object to somebody or, at the very least, watch somebody else throw it. The game has begun
Type: Graduation Quotations By: Judy Garland Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else
Type: Mothers Day Quotations By: Marcel Proust Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
Type: For a Friend Quotations By: Marcel Proust Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
Type: Anniversaries Quotations By: Marcel Proust Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
Type: April Fool's Day Quotations By: Mark Twain Let us be thankful for the foolsBut for them the rest of us could not succeed
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Martin Luther King, Jr. It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
Type: Creativity Quotations By: chris aleke always be what nature made t be for nature cares for you
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Aesop Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Type: Success Quotations By: Abraham Lincoln Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
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