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Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Henny Youngman When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Type: Famous Saying Messages By: Henny Youngman My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Type: Funny Saying Messages By: Henny Youngman I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Type: Celebrity Messages By: Henny Youngman I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Type: Humor Messages By: Oscar Wilde I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Type: Humor Messages By: Oscar Wilde We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Oscar Wilde I can resist anything but temptation.
Type: Famous Saying Messages By: Oscar Wilde Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Type: Funny Saying Messages By: Oscar Wilde Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Type: Celebrity Messages By: Oscar Wilde To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Type: Love Quotations By: myself If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Type: Women's Greetings Quotations By: Author Unknown Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Type: Living Quotations By: Buddha He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Katherine Mansfield I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Donald Trump I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Type: Funny Saying Quotations By: Oscar Levant Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Type: Retirement Quotations By: Chi Chi Rodriguez When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income
Type: Retirement Quotations By: R.C. Sherriff When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch
Type: Money Quotations By: Don Marquis When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
Type: Graduation Quotations By: Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625 A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds
Type: Adversity Quotations By: Edwin Markham Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
Type: Goodbye Quotations By: John Gay Excuse me, then! you know my heart;But dearest friends, alas! must part.
Type: Books Quotations By: Jim Rohn Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book
Type: Computers Quotations By: Bruce Graham Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer
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