Type: Women's Greetings Messages By: Joan Rivers Don't cookDon't cleanNo man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculateLie down, you hot bitch."
Type: Women's Greetings Messages By: Author Unknown I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
Type: Women's Greetings Messages By: Author Unknown Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake
Type: Women's Greetings Messages By: Katherine Hepburn Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
Type: Women's Greetings Messages By: Brett Butler I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthlyMaybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis
Type: Women's Greetings Messages By: Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women
Type: Get Well Soon Quotations By: Susan Sontag, Illness as Metaphor, 1977 Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sickAlthough we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of t
Type: Unknown Quotations By: The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
Type: Get Well Soon Quotations By: Bill Walton I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you
Type: Sports Quotations By: Clint Sprague I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
Type: Columbus Day Quotations By: Joaquin Miller He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
Type: Movie Quotations By: Billy Crystal Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
Type: Maturing Altruistically Quotations By: Barbara De Angelis Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Type: Self Improvement Quotations By: Never neglect the power of heroic words to generate strength and power. Daily repeat words of power, strength, courage, self-confidence, success. Words set the tone of mind. They dictate our thoughts, our acts, our attitudes, and our habits – lives and fortunes.
Type: Wisdoms Quotations By: Arthur James Balfour The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
Type: Love Quotations By: Mother Teresa Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
Type: Graduation Quotations By: Henry Ford A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business
Type: Attitude Quotations By: We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.
Type: Attitude Quotations By: We’ll never do much good in the world as long as we wonder whether it will bring us any credit.
Type: Goodbye Quotations By: Helen Rowland A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it
Type: Money Quotations By: Benjamin Franklin Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one