Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Mel Brooks Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Type: Adversity Quotations By: William McFee, Casuals of the Sea, 1916 People don't ever seem to relate that doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune
Type: Dreams Quotations By: Xander People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive
Type: Unknown Quotations By: if you don't go to class, then you don't get homework
Type: Adversity Quotations By: Mary Engelbreit If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it
Type: Career Quotations By: Whatís done with pleasure is done full measure. Forced effort tires us three times as fast as enthusiastic effort. One lifeís richest blessings is DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY.
Type: Success Quotations By: Nisandeh Neta If you donít ask because you might be refused, youíve already refused yourself.
Type: Celebrity Quotations By: Oscar Levant I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Type: Hang in There Quotations By: Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again
Type: Retirement Quotations By: Dean Martin If you drink, don't driveDon't even putt
Type: Arbor Day Quotations By: George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists, 1903 Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does
Type: Attitude Quotations By: Buddha Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Type: Living Quotations By: Ralph Waldo Emerson Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Type: Celebrity Quotations By: Boy George In the early 80's, I was pretty innocent and confused. I was like Marie Osmond, only with bigger eyelashes
Type: Education Quotations By: Bernard Iddings A good education is not so much one which prepares a man to succeed in the world, as one which enables him to sustain a failure
Type: Adversity Quotations By: William Shakespeare Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course