Type: Funny Saying Messages By: Joan Rivers I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Type: Celebrity Messages By: Joan Rivers A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Type: Humor Messages By: Mary Richards I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Type: Famous Saying Messages By: Groucho Marx Women should be obscene and not heard.
Type: Funny Quotes Messages By: Groucho Marx Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Type: Famous Saying Messages By: Groucho Marx She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Type: Dreams Quotations By: Rollo Imagination is the outreaching of mind . . . . the bombardment of the conscious mind with ideas, impulses, images and every sort of psychic phenomena welling up from the preconscious. It is the capacity to 'dream dreams and see visions
Type: I Love You Quotations By: Albert Einstein Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Type: Commitment Ceremonies Quotations By: Albert Einstein Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Type: Anniversaries Quotations By: Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975 Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy ConnersLove is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conno
Type: Comedy Quotations By: Horace Walpole Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is
Type: Veterans Day Quotations By: Elmer Davis This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave
Type: Patriotic Quotations By: Elmer Davis This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave
Type: Independence Day Quotations By: Elmer Davis This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave
Type: Death Quotations By: Bob Schaffer No taxation without respiration
Type: Dreams Quotations By: chris inspirations are like an image ,but dreams are like an obligation in the mind which overwhelms the mind
Type: Democracy Quotations By: Bruce Bartlett Democrats will play the old Washington game of calling reductions in the rate of growth of spending for any program a 'cut'
Type: Wealth Quotations By: Likes attract each other. As water runs to the sea, money runs to the rich.
Type: Death Quotations By: Henry David Thoreau Only nature has a right to grieve perpetually, for she only is innocent. Soon the ice will melt, and the blackbirds sing along the river which he frequented, as pleasantly as ever. The same everlasting serenity will appear in this face of God, and we will not be sorrowful, if he is not
Type: Attitude Quotations By: George Alliston How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it.