Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? Author:Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970
I've been on a constant diet for the last two decadesI've lost a total of 789 poundsBy all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet Author:Erma Bombeck
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy itThe second time you look to see if the basement has termitesIt's the same with men Author:Lupe Velez
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone Author:Jan King
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous modelKate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush Author:Dawn French
Buying something on sale is a very special feelingIn fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to meI have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear itI could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that Author:Rita Rudner
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she isI don't think it works like thatI think it's the oppositeI think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become Author:Anita Wise
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out Author:Jean Kerr
Don't cookDon't cleanNo man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculateLie down, you hot bitch." Author:Joan Rivers