Type: Women's Greetings Quotations By: Author Unknown Stressed spelled backwards is dessertsCoincidence? I think not!
Type: Funny Saying Quotations By: Joan Rivers I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Type: Baby Quotations By: Mark Twain A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty
Type: Goodbye Quotations By: Gilda Radner I wanted a perfect endingNow I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and endLife is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing w
Type: Music Quotations By: Tupac Shakur Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix ,cause the media is full of dirty tricks.
Type: Housewarming Quotations By: James Dent A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken
Type: Death Quotations By: J. Robert Oppenheimer I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
Type: Missing You Quotations By: John Dryden Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age
Type: Goodbye Quotations By: John Dryden Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age
Type: Women's Greetings Quotations By: Paula Poundstone I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
Type: Love Quotes Quotations By: Gordon William Allport Love received and love given comprise the best form of therapy
Inspirational Type: Famous Saying Quotes By: Joan Rivers I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Inspirational Type: Adversity Quotes By: F. Scott Fitzgerald In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day
Inspirational Type: Living Quotes By: Tupac Shakur For every dark night, there's a brighter day
Inspirational Type: Humor Quotes By: George Carlin Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Inspirational Type: Cool Quotes By: Unknown A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart
Inspirational Type: New Job Congrats Quotes By: Fred Barling, "Humorscope" The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish
Inspirational Type: Books Quotes By: Gore Vidal Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either
Inspirational Type: New Job Congrats Quotes By: H. Jackson Browne Find a job you like and you add five days to every week
Inspirational Type: April Fool's Day Quotes By: Jack Handey One thing kids like is to be trickedFor instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse"Oh, no," I said"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thoug
Inspirational Type: Sweetest Day Quotes By: Dr. Seuss Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get betterIt's not
Inspirational Type: Humor Quotes By: Alan Kay If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Inspirational Type: Patriot Day Quotes By: François Fénelon All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers
Inspirational Type: Sports Quotes By: John Wooden Sports Do Not Build Character...They Reveal It