God in His wisdom made the fly,And then forgot to tell us why.
~quote about Insects by Ogden Nash, The FlyMotivational Quotes
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more oftenUsually it makes the kid laughSometimes it s
~quotes on Baby by P.J. O'Rourke I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
~sayings on Attitude by Albert Einstein Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.
~quotations on Body by Samuel Johnson Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal
~inspirational quote for child by Author Unknown You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
~saying about child by Jack London (John Griffith)Motivational Quotes
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You know you're a cheerleader when you have to yell, kick, and scream to get what you want.
~quote about Cheerleading by Author Unknown The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
~quotes on Love by Pearl S. Buck Precepts or maxims are of great weight; and a few useful ones at hand do more toward a happy life than whole volumes that we know not where to find.
~sayings on Quotations by Seneca Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
~quotations on Self Improvement by H. L. Hunt Plough deep while sluggards sleep.
~inspirational quote for child by Benjamin Franklin The poem is the point at which our strength gave out.
~saying about child by Richard Rosen Don't waste time learning the tricks of the trade. Instead, learn the trade.
~quote about Jobs by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Few men discover their highest powers before the pass on. What tragic waste.
~quotes on Creativity by Never dwell on what you have lost, only on what you have left. Count your blessings. You’ll always find plenty. You most prized possessions are your un-expired years.
~sayings on Happiness by It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
~quotations on Brothers by Dylan Thomas The college degree is no longer the golden key to success, the golden key is GOAL SETTING and WILL POWER.
~inspirational quote for child by They fell, but o'er their glorious grave, Floats free the banner of the cause they died to save.
~saying about child by Francis Marion Crawford A useless life is an early death.
~quote about Purpose by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct.
~quotes on Civilization by Sigmund Freud, Civilization and Its Discontents Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
~sayings on Brothers by Vietnamese Proverb The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly
~quotations on Anniversaries by Peter De Vries Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
~inspirational quote for child by Swedish Proverb From the satisfaction of desire there may arise, accompanying joy and as it were sheltering behind it, something not unlike despair.
~saying about child by André Gide, The Counterfeiters, 1925 The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
~quote about Truth by Jim Davis Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
~quotes on Compassion by Buddha History: the category of human phenomena which tends to catastrophe.
~sayings on History by Jules Romains, Men of Good Will When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, then find someone whos life gave em liquor and mix some drinks :)
~quotations on Living by Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish.
~inspirational quote for child by Martin H. Fischer Bygone troubles are good to tell
~saying about child by Yiddish Proverb Nobody can do everything, but everyone can do something
~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Author Unknown If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Into his nest again, I shall not live in vain
~quotes on Cool by Emily Dickinson Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.
~sayings on Nature by John Muir America’s greatest banker: In my 43 years of banking, I never knew of anyone who saved money on large income who didn’t get the habit on small one.
~quotations on Financial by J. P. Morgan The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
~inspirational quote for child by Daniel Webster If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
~saying about child by Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
~quote about Society by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Our modern society is engaged in polishing and decorating the cage in which man is kept imprisoned.
~quotes on Society by Swami Nirmalananda, Enlightened Anarchism
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