Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
~quote about Parenting by Red Buttons
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~quotes on Homosexuality by Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thank you, Marlene.) If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
~sayings on Marriage by Alan King A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
~quotations on Money by Harry Lauder When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight
~inspirational saying by Kahlil Gibran Fear is the father of courage and the mother of safety.
~saying about motivation by Henry H. Tweedy
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~quote about Vegetarianism by Jim Davis Hunger makes a thief of any man.
~quotes on Poverty by Pearl S. Buck A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
~sayings on Fathers Day by Enid Bagnold Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
~quotations on Cities by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 The hero dead cannot expire:, The dead still play their part.
~inspirational saying by Charles Sangster Where we love is home,Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
~saying about motivation by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., Homesick in Heaven Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
~quote about Love by Lynda Barry A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he's finished
~quotes on Weddings by Zsa Zsa Gabor Having a bottom is living with the enemyNot only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way
~sayings on Women's Greetings by Coupling, "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
~quotations on Feminism by Madonna Ciccone Let freedom never perish in your hands
~inspirational saying by Joseph Addison The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
~saying about motivation by Anatole France (Jacques Anatole François Thibault), The Red Lily, 1894 Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.
~quote about Animal Rights by George Bernard Shaw Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they'll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already.
~quotes on Children by Jean de La Bruyère, Les Caractères, 1688 The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
~sayings on Sex by Gloria Leonard One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
~quotations on Integrity by German Proverb If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
~inspirational saying by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.
~saying about motivation by k.d. lang Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
~quote about Common sense by Helen Rowland The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same.
~quotes on Equality Difference by Martin H. Fischer Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate.
~sayings on Life by R.D. Laing I think sometimes could I only have music on my own terms, could I live in a great city, and know where I could go whenever I wished the ablution and inundation of musical waves, that were a bath and a medicine.
~quotations on Music by Ralph Waldo Emerson Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
~inspirational saying by Dave Barry Save money. If you don’t need it for security, you need it for character. There’s little character in poverty.
~saying about motivation by Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance.
~quote about Golf by Alistair Cooke Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
~quotes on Psychology by Carl Jung If you go back through 2000 years, I guess luck, Marx, and God have made history, the three of them together.
~sayings on History by Theodore White Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
~quotations on Forgiveness by Paul Boese A person who chooses to die or to risk death demonstrates that there are values, principles, maxims, that are more valuable to him than is life itself. In short, he places his immortal self above his mortal self. Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are
~inspirational saying by Henry David Thoreau Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone
~saying about motivation by G.B. Stern We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
~quote about Society by Milton Friedman Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages.
~quotes on Love by Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain, 1922
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