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Sayings Type: Chinese Saying Author: none every rose has thorns
Sayings Type: Humor Author: Tommy Cooper I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Humphrey Davy The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
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Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Type: Success Inspirational Author: Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.
Type: Graduation Inspirational Author: Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980 [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunitiesIt also holds pitfallsThe trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock
Type: Arbor Day Inspirational Author: John Muir God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floodsBut he cannot save them from fools
Type: For a Friend Inspirational Author: Letty Cottin Pogrebin Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love
Type: Funny Saying Inspirational Author: Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Type: Wisdoms Inspirational Author: Barbara De Angelis A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Type: Boredom Inspirational Author: O. J. Simpson This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway
Type: Family Inspirational Author: A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. Ditto for wife’s husband.
Type: Valentine's Day Inspirational Author: Paul Valery Love is being stupid together
Type: Romantic Quotes Inspirational Author: Paul Valery Love is being stupid together
Type: For a Friend Inspirational Author: Author Unknown Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer
Type: Friendship Inspirational Author: unknown friends are like the chocolate chips on the cookies of life, makes it more delicious
Type: Adversity Inspirational Author: James Russell Lowell, "Cambridge Thirty Years Ago," Literary Essays Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle
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