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Sayings Type: Celebrity Author: Joan Rivers I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Sayings Type: Famous Saying Author: Joan Rivers I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Joan Rivers I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Sayings Type: Celebrity Author: Joan Rivers A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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Sayings Type: Humor Author: Mary Richards I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Sayings Type: Famous Saying Author: Groucho Marx Women should be obscene and not heard.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Groucho Marx Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Sayings Type: Famous Saying Author: Groucho Marx She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Sayings Type: Funny Saying Author: Groucho Marx My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Sayings Type: Celebrity Author: Groucho Marx Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Sayings Type: Humor Author: Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Type: Attitude Inspirational Author: Donald Trump I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Type: Attitude Inspirational Author: Katherine Mansfield I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Type: Living Inspirational Author: Buddha He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Type: Women's Greetings Inspirational Author: Author Unknown Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Type: Love Inspirational Author: myself If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not A Heart, A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever"
Type: Mothers Day Inspirational Author: Marion C. Garretty Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible
Type: Attitude Inspirational Author: The Reverend Jesse Jackson Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Type: Death Inspirational Author: Sir Winston Churchill When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened
Type: Charity Inspirational Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt Peace, like charity, begins at home
Type: Happiness Inspirational Author: One of life’s richest blessings are pleasant thoughts. Force them at any cost of efforts.
Type: April Fool's Day Inspirational Author: Jack Handey I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
Type: Emotions Inspirational Author: Aesop Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Type: Financial Inspirational Author: Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
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