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Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Woody Allen I am at two with nature.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Danny Devito Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Mort Sahl Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Unknown I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
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Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: David Brenner A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Mel Brooks Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Mel Brooks I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Gallagher Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Rodney Dangerfield I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Sayings Type: Funny Quotes Author: Dave Barry You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Type: Self Confidence Inspirational Author: Abraham Lincoln Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Type: Birthdays Inspirational Author: Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990 Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once
Type: Adversity Inspirational Author: Maltbie D. Babcock Better to lose count while naming your blessings than to lose your blessings to counting your troubles
Type: Death Inspirational Author: Kahlil Gibran I said to Life, I would hear Death speak. And Life raised her voice a little higher and said, You hear him now
Type: Car Inspirational Author: Albert Einstein To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window
Type: Baseball Inspirational Author: Bobby Murcer Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
Type: Attitude Inspirational Author: Unknown Strive to be first: first to nod, first to smile, first to compliment, and first to forgive.
Type: Funny Saying Inspirational Author: Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Type: Living Inspirational Author: A coin to a beggar deserves a credit; a kind word, two.
Type: Personality Inspirational Author: To ask timidly is to invite refusal. Ask as though you expected to receive.
Type: Family Inspirational Author: By the time a son realizes his father usually right, he has a son who thinks his father is usually wrong.
Type: Adversity Inspirational Author: Russian Proverb If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself
Type: Cute Inspirational Author: Cheech Marin I just thought of something funny...your mother
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