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Sayings Type: Comedy Author: James Thurber Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Charlie Chaplin Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Carol Burnett Comedy is tragedy plus time
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Steven Wright (Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody
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Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Steven Wright I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Mel Brooks Humor is just another defense against the universe
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Steven Wright Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Woody Allen Everybody says that comedy is harder to do. That's become a truism by now, but it's wrong. Comedy is not harder. The hardest thing is to do good work, whatever it is
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Lenny Bruce All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world was tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Steven Wright OK, so what's the speed of dark
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Unknown If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor
Sayings Type: Comedy Author: Unknown A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery
Type: Competence Inspirational Author: Vaclav Havel If every day a man takes orders in silence from an incompetent superior, if every day he solemnly performs ritual acts which he privately finds ridiculous, if he unhesitatingly gives answers to questionnaires which are contrary to his real opinions and is prepared to deny his own self in public, if he sees no difficulty in feigning sympathy or even affection where, in fact, he feels only indifference or aversion, it still does not mean that he has entirely lost the use of one of the basic human senses, namely, the sense of humiliation
Type: Humor Inspirational Author: Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Type: Attitude Inspirational Author: me! girls rule but boys...the is another story
Type: I'm Sorry Inspirational Author: Kimberly Johnson Never ruin an apology with an excuse
Type: Attitude Inspirational Author: Buddha The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never found solitary in any breast.
Type: Birthday Sayings Inspirational Author: Jean Paul Richter Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time
Type: Birthdays Inspirational Author: Jean Paul Richter Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time
Type: Cute Inspirational Author: ee cummings The earth laughs in flowers
Type: Children Inspirational Author: Assyrian Our earth is degenerate in these latter days; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; and the end of the world is evidently approaching
Type: Birth Inspirational Author: William Wordsworth Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The soul that rises with us, our life's star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar; Not in entire forgetfulness, And not in utter nakedness, But trailing clouds of glory do we come from God, who is our home
Type: Christmas Inspirational Author: Phillips Brooks The earth has grown old with its burden of care,But at Christmas it always is young.
Type: Groundhog Day Inspirational Author: W.J. Vogel To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring
Type: Baseball Inspirational Author: Danny Murtaugh Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he's pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he's playing outfield and who's always thinking about two innings ahead just what he'll do to baffle the other team. Any manager would want a guy like that playing for him. The only trouble is to get him to put down his cup of beer and come down out of the stands and do those things
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