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Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Dean Martin If you drink, don't driveDon't even putt
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Phyllis Diller The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Gene Perret In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every dayIt's either that or buy a new golf ball
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Branch Rickey First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly
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Sayings Type: Retirement Author: William Wordsworth Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Ernest Hemingway Retirement is the ugliest word in the language
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Herbert Asquith Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Author Unknown You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: George Burns Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculousThen I was sixty-five I still had pimples
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Jonathan Clements Retirement is like a long vacation in Las VegasThe goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Gene Perret I enjoy waking up and not having to go to workSo I do it three or four times a day
Sayings Type: Retirement Author: Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them
Type: Humor Inspirational Author: David Letterman There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Type: Sports Inspirational Author: Unkown Winners never quit and quitters never win
Type: Retirement Inspirational Author: Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Type: Party Invitations Inspirational Author: Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want
Type: Adversity Inspirational Author: Jean Paul Richter Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a stormWhen a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower
Type: Self Improvement Inspirational Author: Abraham H. Maslow What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
Type: Celebrity Inspirational Author: David Letterman Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Type: Valentine's Day Inspirational Author: Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975 Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia
Type: Valentine's Day Inspirational Author: Kay Knudsen Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart
Type: Missing You Inspirational Author: Kay Knudsen Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart
Type: Goodbye Inspirational Author: Kay Knudsen Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart
Type: Valentine's Day Inspirational Author: R. Buckminster Fuller Love is metaphysical gravity
Type: Success Inspirational Author: Success means lots discipline. When Rome stopped disciplining, she started dying.
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