Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~quote about Women by Nicole Hollander
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~quotes on Prayer by Søren Kierkegaard Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
~sayings on Poker by Ambrose Bierce Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
~quotations on Philosophical by Maurice Freehill When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
~inspirational sports quote by Vance Law If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
~saying about sports by Douglas Adams
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~quote about Anniversaries by Paul Sweeney Men can bear all things except good days.
~quotes on Prosperity by Dutch Proverb Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that.
~sayings on Perspective by Erich Heller The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
~quotations on Smoking by Edith Zittler Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits
~inspirational sports quote by Author Unknown You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your handsTake it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it
~saying about sports by John Updike What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~quote about Thanksgiving Day by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981 A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life
~quotes on Adversity by Lee Drake Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something
~sayings on Movie by Westley A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
~quotations on Puns by John Dennis, 1781 Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it's officially denied.
~inspirational sports quote by Edward Cheyfitz Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
~saying about sports by Dale Carnegie Charity sees the need, not the cause.
~quote about Helping by German Proverb In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
~quotes on Walking by John Muir We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.
~sayings on Money by Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727 The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt
~quotations on Adversity by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950 Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
~inspirational sports quote by Robert Orben Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
~saying about sports by Author Unknown Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
~quote about Goals by Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.
~quotes on Music by Oscar Wilde Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~sayings on Children by Phyllis Diller Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink
~quotations on Drinking by Samuel Taylor Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
~inspirational sports quote by Heinrich Heine The artist is the opposite of the politically minded individual, the opposite of the reformer, the opposite of the idealist. The artist does not tinker with the universe, he recreates it out of his own experience and understanding of life.
~saying about sports by Henry Miller I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.
~quote about Integrity by Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956 No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets.
~quotes on Trees by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs, 1887 The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
~sayings on Writing by Ernest Hemingway, interview in Paris Review, Spring 1958 The more humanity advances, the more it is degraded.
~quotations on Humankind by Gustave Flaubert Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
~inspirational sports quote by Peter Finley Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Opinions, 1900 I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
~saying about sports by Katherine Mansfield The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
~quote about People by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay.
~quotes on Inner Child by Brian Aldiss
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